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re: Tell me about your personal Eyes Wide Shut experience
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:45 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:45 am to GreatLakesTiger24
On a work trip years ago I befriended a couple at a bar. They invited me back to their house a few blocks away from the bar. When I got there, I soon realized the guy was a cuck and wanted to watch me bone his wife. His wife was attractive, but I wasn’t down with some guy watching me bone his wife. I went to the bathroom, climbed out the window, and walked back to the bar, then drove back to my hotel.
I’ve never seen Eyes Wide Shut. Does that story qualify?
I’ve never seen Eyes Wide Shut. Does that story qualify?
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Posted on 4/19/23 at 9:58 am to Shexter
Long story, nothing crazy though.
The wife and I had some friends that we invited over to the house all the time about 6-8 years ago. They were great folks, both in shape and attractive. I had made friends with them at my gym and we had developed a pretty close friendship.
I love to host people and cook, so when our friends asked if they could invite some new friends they had been hanging out with, who had recently moved from Dallas; I was happy to let them join. They said they wanted to introduce them to us, and they were trying to get connected in the community and find a church home.
Fast forward to the evening, and I’m doing my normal deal. Grilling meats and drinking beers with my buddy.
My buddy begins to share that the wife of this couple coming over seems very flirtatious and touchy feely. Also likes to party.
I said, well that’s interesting, and jokingly asking if she was good looking.
Anyway they show up and are super engaging and fun to be around.
The husband was measured in his drinking, but the wife had probably had 4 big glasses of wine at this point.
We start playing some dumb card game, and this girl is sitting next to me at the table. I thought I was just extra funny that night as I had her in tears laughing several times.
Me and my wife kept looking at each other thinking, wow this chick is hammered.
Anyway, within a couple minutes span she had leaned over to talk across me to my wife, and she put her hand on my upper thigh. Like wayyy to close to my unit.
This made me uncomfortable and so I got up and went to the kitchen to get everyone a new drink.
My original buddy followed me in there.
I was telling him jokingly this chick was trying to grab my junk under the table.
He started laughing saying he told me so etc.
Anyway I turn around and this drunk chick was walking in. My buddy walked off, and I started asking if I could get her anything, and just said “hey make yourself at home, anything you need don’t even need to ask.”
She walked up and put her hand on my chest and said, oh I think I’d need permission from your wife first.
She turned and walked off.
I was turned on, shocked, and very uncomfortable.
it was about 10 pm and I’m starting to clean up the kitchen . They are still at the table playing cards. The girl walks back in kitchen and said, my husband doesn’t mind if I stay the night with you and your hot wife.
I shut it down.
I said, I’m flattered but we don’t do that kind of thing.
I said something else I can’t remember, but I walked back in and told everyone I’m shutting it down and everyone needs to say good byes.
Long story longer, they were never invited over again. I told my wife what happened, and she was laughing and told me that this girl had cornered her up earlier in the evening saying that she thinks we are going to be their new bestest friends and winked at her.
That’s it. Only time I was ever propositioned by a swinger.
The wife and I had some friends that we invited over to the house all the time about 6-8 years ago. They were great folks, both in shape and attractive. I had made friends with them at my gym and we had developed a pretty close friendship.
I love to host people and cook, so when our friends asked if they could invite some new friends they had been hanging out with, who had recently moved from Dallas; I was happy to let them join. They said they wanted to introduce them to us, and they were trying to get connected in the community and find a church home.
Fast forward to the evening, and I’m doing my normal deal. Grilling meats and drinking beers with my buddy.
My buddy begins to share that the wife of this couple coming over seems very flirtatious and touchy feely. Also likes to party.
I said, well that’s interesting, and jokingly asking if she was good looking.
Anyway they show up and are super engaging and fun to be around.
The husband was measured in his drinking, but the wife had probably had 4 big glasses of wine at this point.
We start playing some dumb card game, and this girl is sitting next to me at the table. I thought I was just extra funny that night as I had her in tears laughing several times.
Me and my wife kept looking at each other thinking, wow this chick is hammered.
Anyway, within a couple minutes span she had leaned over to talk across me to my wife, and she put her hand on my upper thigh. Like wayyy to close to my unit.
This made me uncomfortable and so I got up and went to the kitchen to get everyone a new drink.
My original buddy followed me in there.
I was telling him jokingly this chick was trying to grab my junk under the table.
He started laughing saying he told me so etc.
Anyway I turn around and this drunk chick was walking in. My buddy walked off, and I started asking if I could get her anything, and just said “hey make yourself at home, anything you need don’t even need to ask.”
She walked up and put her hand on my chest and said, oh I think I’d need permission from your wife first.
She turned and walked off.
I was turned on, shocked, and very uncomfortable.
it was about 10 pm and I’m starting to clean up the kitchen . They are still at the table playing cards. The girl walks back in kitchen and said, my husband doesn’t mind if I stay the night with you and your hot wife.
I shut it down.
I said, I’m flattered but we don’t do that kind of thing.
I said something else I can’t remember, but I walked back in and told everyone I’m shutting it down and everyone needs to say good byes.
Long story longer, they were never invited over again. I told my wife what happened, and she was laughing and told me that this girl had cornered her up earlier in the evening saying that she thinks we are going to be their new bestest friends and winked at her.
That’s it. Only time I was ever propositioned by a swinger.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 10:07 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Went to a bar with some friends about twenty years ago and met a girl who wanted to have a threesome with me and her boyfriend. I felt bad for the guy because he was obviously not on board. She kept grinding on me while I was sitting down, playing with my hair, etc. May have been a cuck or jealousy role play thing but he wasn't too happy. I turned her down and when they left, he shook my hand and told me "thank you".
Posted on 4/19/23 at 10:13 am to TomJoadGhost
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On a work trip years ago I befriended a couple at a bar. They invited me back to their house a few blocks away from the bar.
Uh, what did you think was going to happen when they invited you to their place? Were you hoping for a devil's threesome instead?
Posted on 4/19/23 at 10:18 am to SloaneRanger
I hopped into Klondike Mikes bar one evening and there was a lady sitting at the bar. She invited me over, and I went and started talking to her. My GF came out of the restroom and joined me.
She was from Portland, just got a divorce, bought a old limo, hired a driver and was partying her way through Alaska. She wanted to know if we could go with her for a weekend, so we said frick it, and went.
Ended up at Arctic Man, which is a festival/extreme sporting event.
She was from Portland, just got a divorce, bought a old limo, hired a driver and was partying her way through Alaska. She wanted to know if we could go with her for a weekend, so we said frick it, and went.
Ended up at Arctic Man, which is a festival/extreme sporting event.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 10:22 am to RogerTheShrubber
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bought a old limo, hired a driver and was partying her way through Alaska.
Through ALASKA?
lol
Posted on 4/19/23 at 10:29 am to SloaneRanger
quote:
Uh, what did you think was going to happen when they invited you to their place?
This was almost 30 years ago when I was fresh out of college and really dumb and naive. I thought we were going to smoke some weed, but things took a turn for the weird when we got there.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 10:50 am to cheobode
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That's crazy. When was this? My wife and I were contemplating going back later this year, but not if it's a sausage fest.
That was a few weeks before the Covid shut down, so early March. Covid had just started, so it wasn't a very crowded weekend in New Orleans.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 11:22 am to Shexter
quote:
Covid had just started
We went after Covid so I hope Saturdays are still reserved for couples. I can't handle the single men shite.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 11:26 am to cheobode
Do you let other dudes bang your wife?
Posted on 4/19/23 at 11:29 am to BRgetthenet
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Through ALASKA?
lol
As far as the road system would take her.
Never heard what happened to her after they dropped us back off.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 11:31 am to BRgetthenet
quote:
Do you let other dudes bang your wife?
Nah, only women. I did see an older guy watch his wife get banged by a younger guy though.
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