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Tell me about a time you really fricked something up and got away with it.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:14 pm
Was walking around a construction site with a friend when we were teens checking out all the equipment. It was a Saturday, so no workers were present.
We jumped into a bulldozer and the keys were in it. Turned that bitch on and after fricking with knobs and levers we drove it down into a ravine. Was stuck there for a while until they pulled it out.
We were shitting our pants every day thinking we may have been videotaped and that the cops were going to arrest us. Nope...never got caught.
Fun times.
We jumped into a bulldozer and the keys were in it. Turned that bitch on and after fricking with knobs and levers we drove it down into a ravine. Was stuck there for a while until they pulled it out.
We were shitting our pants every day thinking we may have been videotaped and that the cops were going to arrest us. Nope...never got caught.
Fun times.
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Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:14 pm to DustyDinkleman
Didn't use a condom on your mom.
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:17 pm to Gatorbait2008
I worked at Best Buy in high school, knew the managers override code, had my friend come through and grab about 2,000 worth of PlayStation games, computer and audio equipment, run him up, said he paid cash, gave him the receipt so he could get out the front door then when he was clear voided the entire order. No one e we had a clue
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:20 pm to DustyDinkleman
So this is where we admit to past crimes for the adoration of strangers?
Hard pass
Hard pass
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:23 pm to DustyDinkleman
Flipped an ATV while loading it in the back of my truck. No one else was around to get it off me. It would haves killed me or fricked me up so bad I night as well have been dead. As it was coming down on top of me I kicked it to one side just enough to miss landing on me.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:26 pm to Rouge
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So this is where we admit to past crimes for the adoration of strangers? Hard pass
This. I have quite a few of these but they’re meant for late night stories around the bonfire, not selling yourself out on the internet
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:26 pm to DustyDinkleman
Pulled and prayed with a chick in MEPS before I left for Basic.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:30 pm to TigerChief10
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I have quite a few of these but they’re meant for late night stories around the bonfire, not selling yourself out on the internet
come on baw, statute of limitations and all
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:31 pm to vodka
quote:
I worked at Best Buy in high school, knew the managers override code, had my friend come through and grab about 2,000 worth of PlayStation games, computer and audio equipment, run him up, said he paid cash, gave him the receipt so he could get out the front door then when he was clear voided the entire order. No one e we had a clue
That’s felony theft bro.
Hope you’re past the statute of limitations
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:32 pm to dbuchanon
There’s that mysterious military jargon that no one understands
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:33 pm to DustyDinkleman
Flipped a riding lawnmower off a truck. Ran it off the loading ramp.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:33 pm to vodka
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I worked at Best Buy in high school
Stopped reading there because Best Buy doesn't hire people in high school.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:34 pm to fr33manator
That happened in 2000 lol so yea I’m good
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:35 pm to Parmen
bullshite, I was a computer tech there in high school as I was a plus certified. Might not now they did in 2000
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:36 pm to vodka
quote:Geez. Chicken needs a better screening process.
I worked at Best Buy in high school, knew the managers override code, had my friend come through and grab about 2,000 worth of PlayStation games, computer and audio equipment, run him up, said he paid cash, gave him the receipt so he could get out the front door then when he was clear voided the entire order. No one e we had a clue
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
Just told a guy over on FDB he could eat gumbo he had left out on the counter overnight.
Lived in Mt. Home Arkansas once. They were resurfacing our street, with a cul-de-sac at the end. When the road crew left one day, they parked a big asphalt "steamroller" (whatever you call those things) in the cul-de-sac. Our 5 year old son (42 now) got on it and managed to crank it and put it into gear (he had high mechanical skills for a 5 year old). He jumped off when it began to start slowly rolling forward and ran home to tell his mom. The thing was slowly going around the cul-de-sac, with the tires held in a turn by the curbs.
The wife called the city and they told her, "No problem. We'll send someone out to turn it off later." She went down to try to stop it if it went off down the street or into someone's yard, which it didn't - just slowly circled in the turnaround. A cop car showed up maybe 4-5 minutes later and the PoPo man hopped up and turned it off and told our son, "Don't do that again."
We dodged a bullet with that one.
Lived in Mt. Home Arkansas once. They were resurfacing our street, with a cul-de-sac at the end. When the road crew left one day, they parked a big asphalt "steamroller" (whatever you call those things) in the cul-de-sac. Our 5 year old son (42 now) got on it and managed to crank it and put it into gear (he had high mechanical skills for a 5 year old). He jumped off when it began to start slowly rolling forward and ran home to tell his mom. The thing was slowly going around the cul-de-sac, with the tires held in a turn by the curbs.
The wife called the city and they told her, "No problem. We'll send someone out to turn it off later." She went down to try to stop it if it went off down the street or into someone's yard, which it didn't - just slowly circled in the turnaround. A cop car showed up maybe 4-5 minutes later and the PoPo man hopped up and turned it off and told our son, "Don't do that again."
We dodged a bullet with that one.
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:37 pm to DustyDinkleman
Got a job doing steel framing. Built out an entire store wrong until it was pointed out. I hurried up and had it rocked and muddled to cover it up.
I could probably kool-aid man through every wall, but it was my first day and I wanted to look good.
Luckily the store didn't last long enough for my walls to fail.
I could probably kool-aid man through every wall, but it was my first day and I wanted to look good.
Luckily the store didn't last long enough for my walls to fail.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:42 pm to DustyDinkleman
I emptied a couple of fire extinguishers in an empty summer camp lodge
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:47 pm to MeridianDog
Did you also tell him to enjoy shitting liquid for a couple of days? We were destructive teenagers and would ride around on the weekends drinking underage and wrecking shite. I feel remorse for it now, but when I was 17 I didn't give a shite.
There was a used car lot in Central that had this bright yellow 300 ZX, and for some reason my buddies and I determined that this car was "it". It was parked fairly close to the street, so as to show it off as the premier car on the lot.
We found the biggest piece of rock or brick or whatever we could find and decided that we wanted to smash the windshield. They fixed it and kept the car in the same place, and the next weekend we did it again. Good thing this was before cameras.
I can only imagine how pissed the car lot owner was. Especially the 2nd time.
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:48 pm to DustyDinkleman
Flipped over the railing at the new Alex Box Stadium and face planted onto cement from
8-10 feet.
It was rainy, I was sitting on the railing at the end of the section down the RF line, and was on my phone. Tyler Hanover hits a line shot to right and when I jerked my head up I lost my balance and flipped over.
I just remember hearing myself hit the ground. I got up. Oddly enough, the ball Hanover hit landed right by me. I picked it up and saw blood hitting it. I looked and my friends and the look on their faces wasn’t good.
I left the stadium in an ambulance and somehow only ended up with a concussion, swollen face, and several scrapes and bruises.
8-10 feet.
It was rainy, I was sitting on the railing at the end of the section down the RF line, and was on my phone. Tyler Hanover hits a line shot to right and when I jerked my head up I lost my balance and flipped over.
I just remember hearing myself hit the ground. I got up. Oddly enough, the ball Hanover hit landed right by me. I picked it up and saw blood hitting it. I looked and my friends and the look on their faces wasn’t good.
I left the stadium in an ambulance and somehow only ended up with a concussion, swollen face, and several scrapes and bruises.
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