re: Tell A Funny Story That Makes You Laugh Every Time You Think About It

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Because Oweo is a gimp and can't get it up.

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I got it up in your mom's mouth, that was a funny story.

was in the middle of foreplay with a girl after dinner and didn't put much thought into it.

I made dinner and did the prep work. I like to put jalapenos in a bunch of dishes.

She didn't find it funny.

At a softball tournament in Italy with some Navy bros. We got wasted after the tourney and this pack of butch looking softball chicks comes walking by. My buddy W yells out "HEY LESBO'S! WHICH ONE'S FOR MEEEEE?!"

Was at the barracks office in Norfolk once and some pregnant female sailor was working at the desk. This bitch had 5 o'clock shadow and W (same guy) says "I guess they allow everybody to have no-shave chits at this base" loud enough for her to hear it.

Another buddy... Bobby a.k.a. The Tactless Man was known for being able to pull in hot chicks at the bar only to crash and burn before taking them home bc of the dumb shite he'd say and do. He had this one bitch locked up (solid OT 8) and we actually thought he was gonna go home w/ her. He made it all the way to her car where he opened her door for her, shut it like a true gentleman, and then proceeded to piss all over the side of her car. She locked the doors and drove off.

They make me laugh... so frick you

i was a senior in high school. There was a group of us that were friends. Some still seniors like me and some freshmen in college. One of my friend's who was in college had his own house his dad was renting for him. We were all over there and it was like midnight. We were starving and came up with the idea to go to waffle house. Another buddy of ours called and said he was on his way. We waited like 10 minutes and comes walking through the door. Says hey and shakes everybody's hands. Sits down and we are all talking. Then we decide it's time to go to waffle house. We start to walk outside and he says can i ride with someone? we say yeah and don't think anything of it as he had a little nissan hardbody. we all load up and start to pull out and the truck lights hit his truck and its nose down in this huge canal across the street from my buddy's house. We were all like "dude, what the heck? why didnt you tell us you did this?"
he said "because i was ready to go to waffle house" :lol: :lol:

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I like to put jalapenos in a bunch of dishes.

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There are probably dozens of guys here who can tell a similar story involving a crawfish boil.

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LSUGRAD2008

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Member since Mar 2018

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don't reply to me, or anyone else for that matter. Lurk... and speak when spoken to.

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OweO

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I always thought the story about when you sent Jones an email threatening to have him killed by your hired muscle was funny

And the time you threatened LL’s mom.


Those were good times.

My best friend and I were in from college over Christmas break (many years ago). We're at a local bar and he picks up this chick we had gone to school with.

We go back to where she is staying with a friend while she was in as well (a garage apartment). I could tell they were wanting to get down to business, but her friend was nowhere to be found and the door was locked (this was before everyone had cell phones). So being the good wingman I was I slipped off to give them time alone.

After 10-15 minutes or so I made my way back to the garage apartment and could hear them banging in the stairwell (no light in it, cinderblock walls on either side, the only light being what was coming in from the moonlight outside).

So I snuck up the stairs.

I got to the landing midway up and can very faintly see my best bud's white arse pumping up and down in the dark. He starts in with "I'm about to cum... I'm about to cum!!"

He gave two or three more uninterrupted thrusts and then I smacked him loudly a couple of times on the arse while shouting "Go baby, go baby, GO!"

To this day the girl refuses to look me in the eye on the rare times we run into each other.