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re: Televangelist’s Daughter Posts Video Of Creepy Christ Rave

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Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:07 am to
looks like a typical Sunday at any Pentecostal church
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:08 am to
Bunch of attention whores right there.

Posted by Mullet Flap
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:09 am to
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I grew up old school southern baptist, church 3 times a week, bible thumping, hell fire and brimstone, altercalls, Youth conference trips, the works.

I ain't ever seen anything like that. Or even close. Or even a scintilla of close.



I have


Went to an "Acquire the fire" event in Baton Rouge one time. Well on the last night everyone is getting into it--the usual: closing their eyes and waving their hands all over the place, speaking gibberish, a couple people convulsing on the ground. My friend and i were just sitting in our chairs with our hands over our faces pretending to be praying and wondering when this shitefest was gonna end. Out of my peripherals i see a couple youth leaders coming over to us. They come to the row behind us and say "these guys! right here! they need the holy spirit through them!" and proceed to slap the shite out of my back to "lay hands on me". I was like "ahhh!" because it startled me and the guy was like "YES! Let it out! Cry out to the Lord!" I was like no mf'er you just slapped the shite out of the middle of my back
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:12 am to
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Watch me whip, now watch me HOLY GHOST!?





Posted by phantom70815
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:13 am to
It looks like a live version of the dance from the Peanuts Charlie Brown Christmas Special
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 9:49 am
Posted by itawambadog
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:31 am to
This is why we have a war on religion.
Posted by McLemore
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:35 am to
Why are you rolling your eyes at my sarcastic response to

quote:

A bunch of future republican voters in that video.

?

Oh in forgot: OT.
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:35 am to
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Mug fricking white people


A bit more agile is the difference, and less experienced



Posted by CptRusty
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:37 am to
girl in the red sweater at 0:15 movin like Bernie
Posted by Thurber
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:38 am to
Christian boogie sesh
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:39 am to
quote:

They come to the row behind us and say "these guys! right here! they need the holy spirit through them!" and proceed to slap the shite out of my back to "lay hands on me". I was like "ahhh!" because it startled me and the guy was like "YES! Let it out! Cry out to the Lord!" I was like no mf'er you just slapped the shite out of the middle of my back


Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:41 am to
What a bunch of psychotic freaks
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:45 am to


Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:17 am to
I know God. I talk to him every day. He's my best friend and my King. My God is NOT the author of confusion. I'll just leave it at that.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:21 am to
Just looks like kids acting silly to me. I don't see what makes it creepy or churchy... not that there is a difference
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:24 am to
I love that gif
Posted by ZBeaux10
Prairieville
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:26 am to
The metal remix is even better.
Posted by 420centraltime
Gump nation
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:27 am to
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I know God. I talk to him every day.


Might wanna get that checked out bud.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:29 am to
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A bunch of future republican voters in that video


If you really want to see Orthodox Fundamentalists engaging in magical thinking and pledging their devotion to a God, you might want to check out a Hillary or Bernie rally. These people literally believe that The State creates human prosperity.It's the liberal Santa Clause myth wherein blessings flow forth from The State. There is no Pentecostal preacher anywhere that believes as magically about the world as the millions of SJW progressives that are making American life insufferable. Just sayin'...
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:31 am to
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millions of SJW


For some reason, I still read this acronym as "slack-jawed weirdos" sometimes.
Dunno why. I don't.
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