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Teen faces assault charges for throwing baby carrot at teacher

Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:18 pm
Posted by 3rdRowTrashTalker
Drunk between Kirby and the Nat
Member since Aug 2011
1841 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:18 pm
Thanks, Obama

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May said her daughter has been out of school for a month.

"I don't understand this,” May said. “Yes, it happened, and I can see a couple of days in school detention or even a couple days out-of-school suspension. But this goes way beyond that. We have to go to court, and her charges aren't small: assault and battery with a weapon."
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41855 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to
jesus tap dancing christ
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110746 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to
Teacher is probably a fat arse who is deathly afraid of vegetables.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to
A carrot is a weapon? What kind of country do we live in?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40403 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that it will be thrown out with great swiftness
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:21 pm to
A carrot is technically a missile.



I know this because I got in trouble for throwing liquid milk at lunch before. My detention was "throwing missiles".
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:21 pm to
Thra-thra thra-thrah-thrah throw dat C
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:21 pm to
seems legit
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:22 pm to
They look like classy people.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:23 pm to
This kind of faculty power-tripping must be ROOTED out of our schools.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

A carrot is a weapon? What kind of country do we live in?


A baby carrot at that....
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74905 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:24 pm to
This guy Rob put a rat trap under the teacher's desk at my high school (Bonnabel High). He put her keys in the trap and covered it with paper pieces so it looked like keys halfway under some paper.
She looks under desk, grabs keys and Whack followed by the loudest scream I will ever hear.
Broke two of the teacher's fingers. She screamed she knew it was him, and yet couldn't prove it. She then picked up a book and tried to beat him with it and another student pulled her off of him.
Couldn't help but laugh.
The things you could get away with back then.

If ever you get flooring installed and a fat red headed pig looking dude with Star Wars tattoos all over his arms comes to do the work, don't cross him..

This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 1:51 pm
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:24 pm to
Ban carrots!
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139231 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:25 pm to
You can bring a fake bomb to school and be a hero but if you throw a vegetable at a teacher you get cast down with the sodomites.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:26 pm to
I wish teachers could stand up for themselves in the classroom more without the danger of losing their job...if the reaction is within just means.

That would prevent crap like this from making headlines. And, GASP, might allow teachers to get the respect of the class...because their hands seem tied.
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:26 pm to
Ban carrots
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6573 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:27 pm to
On the bright side at least she was eating carrots instead of skittles.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:29 pm to
Karrie May

daughter Aliya

"I don't even know how to combat the stupidity,"
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42506 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone. “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."


This is actually proof that this country is run by, and full of pussies.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Karrie May said the school’s Disciplinary Review Board sent a letter recently to try to get her daughter to admit guilt. She said they respectfully declined. Now mom said they await a summons to see what happens next.


frick these trashy people...

did your daughter throw the carrot? then just admit it and end this stupid shite...
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