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Teen faces assault charges for throwing baby carrot at teacher
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:18 pm
Thanks, Obama
quote:
May said her daughter has been out of school for a month.
"I don't understand this,” May said. “Yes, it happened, and I can see a couple of days in school detention or even a couple days out-of-school suspension. But this goes way beyond that. We have to go to court, and her charges aren't small: assault and battery with a weapon."
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
jesus tap dancing christ
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
Teacher is probably a fat arse who is deathly afraid of vegetables.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
A carrot is a weapon? What kind of country do we live in?
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:19 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that it will be thrown out with great swiftness
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:21 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
A carrot is technically a missile.
I know this because I got in trouble for throwing liquid milk at lunch before. My detention was "throwing missiles".
I know this because I got in trouble for throwing liquid milk at lunch before. My detention was "throwing missiles".
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:21 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
Thra-thra thra-thrah-thrah throw dat C
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:22 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
They look like classy people.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:23 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
This kind of faculty power-tripping must be ROOTED out of our schools.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:23 pm to The Sad Banana
quote:
A carrot is a weapon? What kind of country do we live in?
A baby carrot at that....
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:24 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
This guy Rob put a rat trap under the teacher's desk at my high school (Bonnabel High). He put her keys in the trap and covered it with paper pieces so it looked like keys halfway under some paper.
She looks under desk, grabs keys and Whack followed by the loudest scream I will ever hear.
Broke two of the teacher's fingers. She screamed she knew it was him, and yet couldn't prove it. She then picked up a book and tried to beat him with it and another student pulled her off of him.
Couldn't help but laugh.
The things you could get away with back then.
If ever you get flooring installed and a fat red headed pig looking dude with Star Wars tattoos all over his arms comes to do the work, don't cross him..
She looks under desk, grabs keys and Whack followed by the loudest scream I will ever hear.
Broke two of the teacher's fingers. She screamed she knew it was him, and yet couldn't prove it. She then picked up a book and tried to beat him with it and another student pulled her off of him.
Couldn't help but laugh.
The things you could get away with back then.
If ever you get flooring installed and a fat red headed pig looking dude with Star Wars tattoos all over his arms comes to do the work, don't cross him..
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:25 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
You can bring a fake bomb to school and be a hero but if you throw a vegetable at a teacher you get cast down with the sodomites.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:26 pm to Napoleon
I wish teachers could stand up for themselves in the classroom more without the danger of losing their job...if the reaction is within just means.
That would prevent crap like this from making headlines. And, GASP, might allow teachers to get the respect of the class...because their hands seem tied.
That would prevent crap like this from making headlines. And, GASP, might allow teachers to get the respect of the class...because their hands seem tied.
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:27 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
On the bright side at least she was eating carrots instead of skittles.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:29 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
Karrie May
daughter Aliya
"I don't even know how to combat the stupidity,"
daughter Aliya
"I don't even know how to combat the stupidity,"
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:33 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
quote:
"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone. “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."
This is actually proof that this country is run by, and full of pussies.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:33 pm to 3rdRowTrashTalker
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Karrie May said the school’s Disciplinary Review Board sent a letter recently to try to get her daughter to admit guilt. She said they respectfully declined. Now mom said they await a summons to see what happens next.
frick these trashy people...
did your daughter throw the carrot? then just admit it and end this stupid shite...
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