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Teen driving 105 mph blames hot wings, need for restroom, police say

Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:51 am
Posted by lowhound
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:51 am
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:52 am to
On the Autoban?
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:52 am to
Was he driving on the Autobahn?
Posted by iAmBatman
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:52 am to
Has someone asked if he was driving on the Autobahn?
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:53 am to
Misspelt but beat you to it
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:55 am to
Has anyone made an autobahn joke yet? Is it still on the table?
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:56 am to
Look Officer, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:56 am to
Jesus.. was this on the Autobahn?
Posted by Pedro
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:56 am to
I feel like this may have been on the autobahn but I’m not sure


Anyone ask yet?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:57 am to
Listening to Kraftwerk on the Autobahn?
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:58 am to
Was this in Hawaii, near pearl harbor?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:58 am to
Listening to Autobahn on the Autobahn.

Posted by AbitaFan08
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 8:58 am to
This kid eats a lot of wings
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:00 am to
Gonna be eating a lot of ramen noodles now after paying 800.00 for that ticket.
Posted by lowhound
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:00 am to
Sheisse!
Posted by btnetigers
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:10 am to
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:15 am to
Was he driving an Audi, Porsche, or Mercedes?
Posted by jackieMoon55
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:16 am to
Reposting stories should be an automatic bahn
Posted by LB84
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:16 am to
I've used this excuse when I was 17. It was true I need to use the bathroom bad. I was only going about 6 or 7 over. I think the cop just wanted to see who it was and pull someone over. He did let me go quickly though.
Posted by Ice Cold
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:19 am to
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Jesus.. was this on the Autobahn?

Nein, nein! There are no speed limits on ze Autobahn!

He was speeding on the Wilhelmstrasse!

What an arschloch!!!
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