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Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:49 pm
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I'm sure this is germans since it happened in
Oct, 2014, but which of you sick fricks was this:
I'm sure this is germans since it happened in
Oct, 2014, but which of you sick fricks was this:
quote:
The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms
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At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.
The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:51 pm to JOJO Hammer
Here come the my little pony posts...
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:51 pm to JOJO Hammer
Tough to judge with NO PICS of the stuffed horse
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:52 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse
They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:54 pm to JOJO Hammer
Florida.... Walmart ..
insert not surprised pic
insert not surprised pic
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:54 pm to JOJO Hammer
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the Walmart masturbator
Labeled 4 life
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:58 pm to JOJO Hammer
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proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:59 pm to JOJO Hammer
and obligatory....
Don't care. Had sex.
Don't care. Had sex.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:02 pm to carhartt
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They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.
If you're gonna frick a stuffed horse.. You may as well be picky.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:02 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:
Oct. 2014
Pretty sure I recall an AIC thread ...
There's no way AIC let you scoop him on this
ETA: Yep LINK
This post was edited on 3/26/15 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:04 pm to carhartt
quote:
They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.
He sorta did
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:06 pm to JOJO Hammer
Look at the hurt in his eyes. Poor little guy.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:08 pm to JOJO Hammer
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continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated
At least he finishes what he starts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:14 pm to BayouBlue386
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They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.
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If you're gonna frick a stuffed horse.. You may as well be picky.
I prefer a stick horse.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:15 pm to Martini
The splinters....the damned splinters!
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