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Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart

Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:49 pm
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11904 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:49 pm
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I'm sure this is germans since it happened in
Oct, 2014, but which of you sick fricks was this:



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The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms



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At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.

The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.




Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:51 pm to
Here come the my little pony posts...
Posted by undrafted
DHA
Member since Oct 2009
1000 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:51 pm to
Brony?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:51 pm to
Tough to judge with NO PICS of the stuffed horse
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7664 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse


They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11904 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:53 pm to

LINK


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UPDATE: Police released a photo of the stuffed horse toy victim of the Walmart masturbator.


Posted by Bucky Goldstein
Metairie,La.
Member since Oct 2005
1985 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:54 pm to
acacia hazing ??
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:54 pm to
Florida.... Walmart ..

insert not surprised pic
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108727 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:54 pm to
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the Walmart masturbator


Labeled 4 life
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29205 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:58 pm to
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proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29205 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:59 pm to
and obligatory....


Don't care. Had sex.
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:02 pm to
quote:


They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.


If you're gonna frick a stuffed horse.. You may as well be picky.
Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness
Manchester United Fan
Member since Oct 2013
3553 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Oct. 2014


Pretty sure I recall an AIC thread ...

There's no way AIC let you scoop him on this

ETA: Yep LINK
This post was edited on 3/26/15 at 3:14 pm
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:02 pm to

Look at his face
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.


He sorta did
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:06 pm to




Look at the hurt in his eyes. Poor little guy.
Posted by jivy26
Member since Nov 2008
2757 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:08 pm to
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continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated

At least he finishes what he starts
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

They make it sound like the dude sat there and debated which stuffed animal he wanted.


quote:

If you're gonna frick a stuffed horse.. You may as well be picky.


I prefer a stick horse.
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:15 pm to
The splinters....the damned splinters!
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71994 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 3:16 pm to
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