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Taco Bell saves lives
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:16 pm
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Pretty sure he wouldn’t have starved, but dat sauce doe.
quote:
A man whose car was stranded in central Oregon snow for five days survived by eating taco sauce packets and starting the engine periodically to warm up.
A snowmobiler found Jeremy Taylor, 36, of Sunriver, on Friday and a search and rescue team member who rode to him on a large snow tractor brought him out of the woods, said Sgt. William Bailey, the spokesman for the Deschutes County Sheriff's Office.
Pretty sure he wouldn’t have starved, but dat sauce doe.
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Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:17 pm to High C
Talk about liquid fire shits. At least he had ample snow to cool off his sphincter
This post was edited on 3/3/19 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:17 pm to High C
The Taco Bell giveth, and it taketh.
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:18 pm to High C
And gives you leeches apparently
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:18 pm to High C
quote:
"Taco Bell fire sauce saves lives!"
Fire sauce >>>> all other sauces
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:19 pm to High C
He just happened to have a lot of taco Bell sauce packets in his vehicle? Sounds like he was probably a fatty and he would have been fine starving for a few days.
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:20 pm to Steadyhands
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He just happened to have a lot of taco Bell sauce packets in his vehicle?
You dont?
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:20 pm to Steadyhands
quote:Or a thief who took way more than he needed on his last trip.
He just happened to have a lot of taco Bell sauce packets in his vehicle? Sounds like he was probably a fatty and he would have been fine starving for a few days.
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:27 pm to High C
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five days survived by eating taco sauce packets
Dude survived on the months worth of food he carries around on him all day like most average American males.
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:31 pm to High C
quote:
Taylor, an avid outdoorsman who loves to go off-roading,
And you bring zero survival supplies? You keep no emergency food and water in your vehicle?
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:34 pm to High C
That is a bull shite story. You can easily go 5 days without food whatsoever.
Posted on 3/3/19 at 3:56 pm to Ponchy Tiger
Yeah, I said he wouldn’t have starved. A little sustenance didn’t hurt though. The heartburn wouldn’t have been worth it for me.
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:58 pm to High C
I wonder how many more times he’s going to get stranded today?
Posted on 3/3/19 at 5:09 pm to High C
Reminds me of:
"Mix it with the relish."
"Mix it with the relish."
Posted on 3/3/19 at 5:39 pm to iAmBatman
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I wonder how many more times he’s going to get stranded today?
Do you get paid for being the board police?
Posted on 3/3/19 at 5:41 pm to northshorebamaman
Good episode. The pine barrens are dense af
Posted on 3/3/19 at 5:49 pm to High C
I mean you wouldn’t starve in 5 days and you can use snow to get water
Posted on 3/3/19 at 6:24 pm to High C
Nope, just get paid to aggravate you 
Posted on 3/3/19 at 6:34 pm to iAmBatman
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Nope, just get paid to aggravate you
You deserve a raise, then.
Posted on 3/3/19 at 6:42 pm to MrSpock
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Dude survived on the months worth of food he carries around on him all day like most average American males.
Excuse me for planning ahead.
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