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Suspected human hand found in Florida canal

Posted on 3/14/23 at 1:48 pm
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1547 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 1:48 pm
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The Lee County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded when some anglers in Matlacha reported spotting what appeared to be a human hand at the bottom of a 3-foot-deep canal.

"Deputies responded and observed the object, making attempts to retrieve it from the dock," the sheriff's office said in a Facebook post.

Sheriff's Cpl. Jay Brett secured the use of a mini barge and was able to retrieve the item, which turned out to be a discarded mannequin hand.

"We are ready for every matter at hand," the post said.






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Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62759 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Mitch Hedberg


Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15787 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 1:57 pm to
Looks like a fake hand
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32646 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 2:01 pm to
Sounds like the sheriff has a good grip on the situation
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 2:08 pm to
Did you even bother to read the article?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15773 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 2:17 pm to
It’s not as real as the human skull I found and posted on here.
Posted by BeachTiger2018
Pinellas County FL
Member since Aug 2022
689 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 2:55 pm to
You found a skull? Link to thread?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15773 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12659 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 3:03 pm to
Need to give those deputies a round of applause
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12659 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 3:03 pm to
…or at the very least a pat on the back
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36030 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Sheriff's Cpl. Jay Brett secured the use of a mini barge



Gotta hand it to them, they went all out to get a grasp on it.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1014 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 3:20 pm to
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they went all out


the wrist payed off.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 4:42 pm to
Possible Yakuza imo
This post was edited on 3/14/23 at 4:43 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63265 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 5:17 pm to
It belongs to this person:

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141860 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 5:19 pm to
Someone had a hand in this
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3436 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 5:21 pm to
Now I'm gonna listen to some 5 finger death punch.
Posted by BeachTiger2018
Pinellas County FL
Member since Aug 2022
689 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 6:16 pm to
Wild. Can only imagine the increase in illegals passing through over the last couple years.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12659 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

It’s not as real as the human skull I found and posted on here.


Oh, you mean that useless thread you posted without any pics or context.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65626 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 6:23 pm to
There’s a bolo for SirWinston:

This post was edited on 3/14/23 at 6:31 pm
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1462 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 7:16 pm to
I was fishing for stripers below a river dam once. A bunch of us saw what looked to be the top of a submerged human head floating in the water. Straight hair was floating back and forth from the exposed scalp. Everyone looked at each other with alarm. Someone snagged it with a cast, and pulled it close enough for a look. It was a dead long haired goat. You might feel foolish afterwards, but you've got to check these type things out.
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