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Stupid shite your wife asks...

Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:14 am
Posted by bleedsgarnet
Virginia
Member since Apr 2014
781 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:14 am
Come clean with some comments that drive u nuts..

We have had about 5 inches of rain the last week and my wife asked me, since their were slugs under the grill cover, if I put the cover on while wet when I last covered it..

I just blankly stared at her and said "it's been a monsoon around here for a week and u think I put the grill cover on wet"?

What's even more interesting is that i could tell my answer back did not change her thinking.
This post was edited on 8/16/20 at 7:17 am
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:14 am to
You guys are wild.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3251 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:15 am to
She doesn't do much talking with me.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 am to
quote:

Stupid shite your wife asks...


This site is about to have a bandwidth issue...
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 am to
Something something your wife
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 am to
quote:

She doesn't do much talking with me.


Her mouth full?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 am to
"How do they decide which one gets to be the quarterback?"


Posted by Jopete
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2019
373 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:17 am to
pics of wife?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39260 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:18 am to
My friend’s wife told him that the Green Egg was “On”. He asked what she meant, and she said, “It’s reading 85 degrees”. He said, “Well, it’s 85 degrees outside.”
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56228 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:18 am to
Pour some Morton’s salt under the cover.
Problem solved.

Then bend your wife over it and solve the other problem.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
4928 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:19 am to
quote:

Come clean with some comments that drive u nuts..


Every one of them
Posted by POCKET
Member since Nov 2011
2607 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:19 am to
“Are you okay?” —— probably 10 times a day and I’ve always been okay
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:19 am to
40+ years married, I'm not even going to go there.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19272 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:22 am to
Jodi puts the grill cover on better than you
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6452 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:23 am to
Me the Monday before LSU football comes to Austin for the UT game: “Don’t forget we’re cutting up this Saturday for the LSU game with some friends coming into town.”

Her: “Okay sounds fun, who are they playing?”
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21788 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:26 am to
Every question that starts with "Why"
Posted by Choot em Tiger
Member since Jan 2012
9771 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:28 am to
“Where is my phone?” As if I have a 24 hour tracker and know it’s exact whereabouts in the house.
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7492 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:31 am to
You didn't answer the question. Did you put the cover on wet or not?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:32 am to
So true!
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97632 posts
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:35 am to
I could write a book
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