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re: Stuff you just can't wrap your mind around

Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1890 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:42 pm to
One million seconds is 12 days, but one billion seconds is 31.5 years.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45561 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:43 pm to
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For me to exist, every single ancestor for billions of years had to survive and procreate.


And if Xenu never seeded those volcanoes with Thetans none of your ancestors would have existed.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39250 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:43 pm to
Last night I dreamt i was a butterfly. When I woke up, I was myself again.

Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or if now I am a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 8:44 pm
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:43 pm to
White males voting democratic
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9566 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:44 pm to
Why my wife and I do everything the right way and our daughter spent 110 days in the NICU, the first year of her life on oxygen and a heart monitor and coded 3 times while in the NICU....And drug addicts and scum have healthy babies that they don’t even want.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:46 pm to
The Progressive mindset.

They loathe Christians, yet love Muslims.

They hate men, yet love women who try to be men.

They tout science, yet believe a man is a woman if he so chooses.

They promote LGBT rights, yet praise Islam.

They promote women's rights, yet praise Islam.

They identify as "tolerant", yet will try to silence you if they don't agree with you.

And yeah, all that space stuff too.

This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 8:51 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24871 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:49 pm to
Even Hitler had a girlfriend...

Why can't I?

He was the worst guy ever, reviled and despised. Even Hitler had a girlfriend, so why can't i?
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
3122 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:52 pm to
I get weirded out when I think about why I’m me. I mean why was I given this brain and body and not be put in someone else’s.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:54 pm to
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Even Hitler had a girlfriend... 

Why can't I? 


Women love assholes, even genocidal murderous ones.

You're probably a nice guy friend zone material.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24871 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:55 pm to
I do the same, but i wonder if they see color and shape the same. What ailments that I've leaned to live with would be gone with a new body. Would I even be able to walk or breathe...
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5349 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

quote:
a man’s stiff dick 

He said things you can't wrap your mind around, not mouth.


Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24871 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:59 pm to
quote:


Women love assholes, even genocidal murderous ones. 

You're probably a nice guy friend zone material


Hardly. Just throwing out some MTX for the masses. Used to be one of my favorite songs by them way back when.

LINK

Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18409 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:01 pm to
All the chicken consumed or sold in grocery stores on a daily basis around the world...seriously, how is there never a shortage?
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
14624 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:01 pm to
The luck/fate of contracting terminal disease.

Some people that smoke, drink, and eat unhealthily almost every day sometimes live into their 70s and 80s. Whereas, many seemingly healthy children/adults that take care of themselves develop terminal illnesses at very young ages.

ETA: Similar to what Random LSU Hero said above.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 9:05 pm
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:13 pm to
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All the chicken consumed or sold in grocery stores on a daily basis around the world...seriously, how is there never a shortage?


On top of that, how much fresh produce is wasted on a daily basis.

Think about a grocery store. I can barely keep like 4 bananas before at least one goes bad. How much do grocery stores throw out everyday?

It's mind boggling.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

You can't even troll religion right. Geez.



Explain
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:19 pm to
What is the universe expanding into ?

Why doesn't the earth stop spinning ?

Why is there over 10,000 languages for 7 billion people ?

Does God ever get depressed ?

Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1975 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:29 pm to
That there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on the entire planet earth.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47761 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:32 pm to
Is Earth just an electron in a carbon atom?

What is that Nougat stuff in candy bars?

What caused all the white dog crap in the '70s?

Why does the Search function work so poorly?

A thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know?
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12858 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:35 pm to
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shite, man.
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