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re: Stripper loses her damn mind over tongue in cheek Mother's Day Card- rant inside

Posted on 5/10/16 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 6:48 pm to
Jackie treehorn treats objects like women.
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5735 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 6:50 pm to
Can't believe that didn't end with a #stripperlivesmatter.

Posted by Ole War Skule
North Shore
Member since Sep 2003
3409 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122526 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Her eyes are really far apart for a stripper.


For a stripper? There are some strip clubs where you might be lucky if all the strippers have two eyes.. I don't think there are certain guidelines to what a stripper must look like.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:04 pm to
Only takeaway, she said she knows strippers who are now doctors and lawyers...



Where were these doctors when I was growing up...?
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

I could set a thousand fires while twerking in a g string and laundering money



Go on.....
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:17 pm to
#stripperfeelingsmatter

Let's make it a thing.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:19 pm to
We need to go troll that stripper website again. That was some comedy gold.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16515 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:33 pm to
Well, now we all know your real name Olivia.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25340 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 7:46 pm to
odd
This post was edited on 5/10/16 at 7:47 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:06 pm to
Yet on page 3 not one person has posted a pic.

Fail.
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Her eyes are really far apart for a stripper.


I think that's the norm for stripers.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:47 pm to
To be honest....she sounds smarter than 95% of the posters here
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14981 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:02 pm to
Pics needed to judge outrage
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106052 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:06 pm to
If she's that sensitive, how will she ever make it through the first year of law school?
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3257 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:08 pm to
That's pretty gotdamn good grammar for a stripper. Hell, that's better than 95% of the shite I read on here.
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10226 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:33 pm to
She isnt a stripper. Probably some SJW making this stuff up. She hates mothers day and wants you to feel guilty for having a family.
This post was edited on 5/10/16 at 11:34 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:45 pm to
She does it for me
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

Went to see my favorite stripper, Roxie, dance the other night. But she had taken the night off to study for a botany test.

Krystal? She was off showing a house to a potential buyer as part of her realtor gig.

Trish? Graduated with that nursing degree she talked about and moved to Florida for her new job.

Sound ludicrous? That's because it is. This chick needs to get a grip on reality


Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34298 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 12:50 am to



She prob makes good money with bombs like that.
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