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re: Straight man looking for a husband

Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175840 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:18 pm to
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Need a reality show where you and Oweo live as a married couple for a year.

i would kill him before Ep2
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11597 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:24 pm to
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Need a reality show


There is a documentary called "Shut Up Little Man".. that fits the bill...

Trailor....
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110821 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:32 pm to
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Couldn’t he just get a roommate?

Seriously, of the 30 or so things he mentioned, he could do every single one other than the tax break with just a roommate/best friend.


Given all the other benefits, you can sacrifice the tax break and get the other 29 without getting married. He should do that.
This post was edited on 10/5/22 at 1:34 pm
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2165 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:38 pm to
He will need a 2nd dishwasher. Couldn't deal with car parts in mine.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18769 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:42 pm to
Dude just wants a devils 3some probably
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1937 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:42 pm to
“A kill’s a kill!”
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27382 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:43 pm to
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“A kill’s a kill!”


They aren't all trophies.
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
984 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:45 pm to
He looks like a bear. I’m into twunks
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26535 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:51 pm to
Marries someone the same size, you double your wardrobe..

You both hunt, he has Drake camos, bonus to you..
This post was edited on 10/5/22 at 1:53 pm
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1937 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:22 pm to
Drake? Y’all can afford Sitka now!
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29030 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:30 pm to


Saw this episode the other day and it cracked me up.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3551 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:49 pm to
“Car parts in the dishwasher”







I do.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:51 pm to
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Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
18197 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:20 pm to
Save on the health insurance too
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:24 pm to
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Save on the health insurance too

The biggest perk is the fact you no longer have to feel guilty about causing Bros to bomb at the box office.

Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4657 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:32 pm to
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He will need a 2nd dishwasher. Couldn't deal with car parts in mine.


Yall could afford it.
Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:35 pm to
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and not a whole lot for being married either


Unless you will make out from the divorce statistically getting married is a horrible "benefit"

Those lawyer fees are your tax savings way past gone

Go play roulette instead of getting married. Save you a lot of time and money.
Posted by frankenfish
Crofton, MD
Member since Feb 2008
837 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 4:01 pm to
I agree- there's no real tax break. The real benefit I see is if dude 1 had great insurance he could add dude 2 and dude 2 could drop his; that could be a real savings. I also think the dual income is very helpful, but like others have said, a roommate gets you that.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7406 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 4:12 pm to
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Wanting that tax benefit, baw.


Not only that, you can also get health benefits for your new life partner. You can pick which employer has the best benefits and get health insurance with that employer.

One has a government job, the new "husband" has spousal retirement benefits for the rest of their life if they pass before the other.

So wierd arrangements are not that bad.

Didn't a former women's basketball coach name her son as the beneficiary to her retirement benefits? When she passed he was in his 20's and would get a retirement check for the rest of his life.
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