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re: Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)

Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16653 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:48 pm to
You should have smashed the nest with your foot.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78073 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:50 pm to
Yes, but you don't "sweat out all of the past weeks toxins."
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19432 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:26 pm to
Yeah you do actually
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20846 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:48 pm to
Next weekend you can sweat out that wasp sting toxin.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19432 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 5:07 pm to
Ole lady’s going to help suck out the poison tonight
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5848 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 6:08 pm to
Too long; did read.

It made me feel better about my own shitty life.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7370 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 6:34 pm to
You deserved your fate the moment you wrote 'toxins'
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 6:44 pm to
Because of this story, Indians are nodding sagely and pooping on the sidestreet.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19432 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 7:41 pm to
Whats wrong with the word toxins?
This post was edited on 6/15/19 at 8:49 pm
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4647 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 8:17 pm to
One time I was at Larto Lake white perch fishing,biting good.Started getting the urge ,fought it off as long as I could because I was catching some really nice perch.Finally couldn’t hold it anymore,ran my boat up on the bank of the island,ran up in woods,pulled pants down and squatted on Yellowjacket nestTrying to run with pants around ankles,fighting them off with my hat.Got stung 6 times.Finally got my butt wiped,got back in boat and started catching fish again.Then my chest started getting tight and short of breath.Kinda scared me so I went by the store there in case it got worse,I was going to call ambulance(didn’t have cellphone in those days).Sat there hour or so,started feeling better so I went back to the spot,they had quit biting.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78073 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Yeah you do actually
No, you don't. In sweat is a small amount of sodium, potassium, calcium, magnesium, zinc, copper, iron, and chromium.
quote:

Whats wring with the word toxins?
Because you don't sweat them out. That's bullshite.
This post was edited on 6/15/19 at 8:27 pm
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19432 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 8:52 pm to
I apologize, I use the word toxin loosely like the general public does. My main goal is to sweat out some excess sodium
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12457 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

had one of those shites that feels like I’m passing fiberglass


Sounds like you have a few things in your life needing to be figured out
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 9:02 pm to
This is funny. Sorry you got shite and piss and aids and hepatitis and cooties on you though.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70635 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 9:42 pm to
He undoubtedly has some of George Michael's DNA on him.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:27 am to
A few years ago while camping at a Texas state park I went into the bathroom and saw that someone had exploding diarrhea and sprayed shite four feet up on the walls of the stall. Actually there was a trail of splatter from the door to the stall and shite on three of the four walls in the stall.

Up until this post, I could never imagine how someone could shite all over the place like that. Maybe now I have my answer.
This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 1:28 am
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 6:11 am to
I had that happen before. I used s park bathroom that had no doors on the stalls. Random gay dudes wandered by trying to sneak a peak at me on the toiket.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78073 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 8:59 am to
I went to a bathroom near the start of a trail off the Blue Ridge Parkway and when I walked in there was shite on all walls of the stall, the toilet was covered and the ceiling had small, seemingly hardened fecal stalactites hanging down. It was a house of horrors.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20087 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:12 am to
That’s some movie type comedy man
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15798 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:14 pm to
I have a wasp story as well. My Grandpa and I used to go fishing all the time when i was in college. We would go down by Patterson , la. We used to do a lot of brim/bass fishing and grandpa would sit at the back of the boat and me up front as we trolled down the bayou. While looking for a spot close to the bank grandpa runs the front of the boat under a big branch with me upfront. Well that big branch had a huge Red wasp nest underneath it. My arse Jumped out the boat into the water. Only got one sting but i lost my 300 dollar prescription Sunglasses. One thing i learned about the swamps of louisiana you cant see your hand in front of your face much less find Sunglasses. Its funny now but the sight of me heading face first into a huge red wasp nest at the time was not.
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