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Stories of exploding diarrhea
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:56 am
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:56 am
We have all had to sprint for the commode, some of us just had to in the most inopportune moments. I once heard of a lady who sped from a cop all the way to her home and jumped out of her car and ran for the door screaming "I have diarrhea!" The cop drove away. Me personally, I was at work and had to run for the toilet. I wore a suit to this job. I made it to a stall and pulled down my pants and lunged for the pot. As I exploded, I realized my underwear were still on. We've all been there, whatcha got?
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Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:56 am to rebeloke
will someone please ban this man?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:56 am to rebeloke
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exploding diarrhea
Inb4 Shitty Rebloke Thread
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:56 am to rebeloke
Jesus Christ. Just fricking die already.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:56 am to rebeloke
fricking kill yourself rebeloke
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:57 am to CAD703X
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:58 am to rebeloke
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:58 am to rebeloke
There was 50 page thread on this years ago. Best was some guy having to use the emergency crapper on a small plane. It was under a rear seat and he said the only privacy came from a curtain that was cut to high to hide behind.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:04 am to rebeloke
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I wore a suit to this job
Yea a Tyvek suit
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:06 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Best was some guy having to use the emergency crapper on a small plane. It was under a rear seat and he said the only privacy came from a curtain that was cut to high to hide behind.
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Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:08 am to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:09 am to rebeloke
Was in the first class lounge at Sana'a Yemen airport. Had diarrhea for a couple of days and felt it coming on. I went into the men's room and all they had were the squat toilets - I knew the explosion would soil my pants and underwear. Holding it as best I could I went out and had the wife check the women's room - it was empty and had regular toilets. I quickly got relief on one of the women's toilets, but there was no paper. Wife had to go into lounge and get napkins. That's my best story.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:14 am to rebeloke
Go commando - problem solved.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:23 am to Honky Lips
That's the one
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:28 am to rebeloke
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:48 am to WITNESS23
Steve crisp is the man
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