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re: Stare into the cold, lifeless eyes of a slag that just slept with 100 guys

Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:30 pm to
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Forget the girl, how low does your self-respect have to be to be one of the guys in line?


I’d catch a quickie, frick it. What’s better to you…100 in 10 years or 100 in a day.

Point being, you’re not the first.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
10542 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:31 pm to
"It's kind of like being a prostitute..."

KIND of like?
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
29132 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:58 pm to
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Each guy had 2 minutes MAXIMUM to finish


That’s chicken shite. At least Joey Chestnut eats all the hot dogs. Wing eaters get all the meat. This girl is half assing it.
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6748 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 12:01 am to
She needs mental help, quickly.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
25919 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 12:13 am to
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 12:27 am to
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Thank you 4th wave feminism, you've made the sufragettes proud

you do know hookers existed before feminism right?
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 12:31 am to
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She was talking about how her eyes burned from all the semen in them.




omg this gif is too perfect
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17540 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 5:27 am to
quote:

retire. Step 1: Be a giant whore Step 2: Make a bunch of money Step 3: Retire and blame men for your bad decisions


Money won’t even save her now.

Good luck young lady.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17558 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:38 am to
Young, dumb, and full of cum.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72171 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:46 am to
Imagine being the father of a girl who (1) allows herself to be used as a human cum dumpster and (2) makes a documentary to tell the world about it.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8558 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:46 am to
Whether they want to admit it or not, women are nesters. Yes, she regrets it.
This post was edited on 12/11/24 at 7:49 am
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22909 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:09 am to
100 in one day? Her parents must be proud.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155506 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:15 am to
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Imagine being the father of a girl who (1) allows herself to be used as a human cum dumpster and (2) makes a documentary to tell the world about it.

Yeah her dad has to feel dead inside when she answers the question of what she’s eaten as “I had a snack cake, a sandwich, and the rest cum.” Yikes.

Also if she struggled to do 100 in a day, how the hell does she plan to do 1,000? That’s 42 dudes per hour. Forty-two.

Even if she takes multiples at a time, there’s only two holes that count as actual sex, so I assume there are rules to this kind of shite. Like you can’t just jerk or suck some dude for a few seconds and have that count toward the total. I assume actual sex has to happen to be a legit number.

Slut math is tough.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72171 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:17 am to
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Even if she takes multiples at a time, there’s only two holes that count as actual sex


Eh, unless you’re going by the Bill Clinton standard, I’d put that number at 3.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55426 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:18 am to
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Even if she takes multiples at a time, there’s only two holes that count as actual sex, so I assume there are rules to this kind of shite. Like you can’t just jerk or suck some dude for a few seconds and have that count toward the total. I assume actual sex has to happen to be a legit number.

Slut math is tough.


Chicken, could we have unlimited characters on sig quotes? This one above is worthy.
Posted by migui8618
Member since Nov 2023
623 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:19 am to
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She will K*ll herself eventually.


The last desperate act of an attention starved whore.
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8675 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:21 am to
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After the last guy, she goes into the bathroom and says it smells god awful. They then explain the guys who didn't pop would finish themselves in there discarding the condom in the bin as well.

She was on the verge of tears because she thought about the janitor having to clean that up.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155506 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:25 am to
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Eh, unless you’re going by the Bill Clinton standard, I’d put that number at 3.

Does she say “sleep with”? Because if so, that nullifies oral IMO.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34290 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:30 am to
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you do know hookers existed before feminism right?



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Corinthians420


Good lord, you are a fricking idiot.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
2471 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 8:34 am to
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“slept with”


She’s playing kinda fast & loose with the Merriam-Webster definition of the past tense of the word “Sleep
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