re: Spinoff: Worst Hotel Stay You've Ever Had

Lockport Motel in Lockport, LA

Enough said...

2007.

Had to stay for my Godmother's funeral.

2 reviews on Trip Advisor. One gave it a 5 and the other a 4.5

This couldn't be any further from the truth. Imagine a seedy, roadside motel with 30yr old mattresses, matted pile carpet, stains... stains EVERYWHERE!

I got NO sleep just imagining the # of bugs that would crawl up my nose or in my ears if I fell asleep.

Most horrendous motel/hotel stay of my life.

I was in a Best Western in Hammond. Room was awful. No phone so I called for one. I was told people steal them, so they removed them all. There was a list of everything in the room with a price, including furniture. It had a warning that if anything was missing, the guest would be charged. I also piled furniture in front of the door that night. Broken furniture. I didn't sleep much at all. Was so glad to get out of there.

The Brewton Inn in Brewton, AL. Started working for a new company and this was the place that they put me up in. It is really the only place to stay for work when in the area. Check in and go to room. AC would not work and was leaking onto the carpet with mold going up the wall. I get them to change my room and the next room has about 2,000 spiders in the tub and the door will not lock. I stayed there for one night and made the trek to Atmore, AL and stayed at the Hampton Inn. A couple of the guys ended up with bed bugs and had about $3,000 worth of tools stolen off of the trucks. I now make my own hotel reservations and will drive as long as I have to so that I am comfortable with where I am staying.

Days Inn, Athens, GA. Great downtown location, read a few bad reviews, but figured for three guys going to see an LSU game it couldn't be that bad. It was disgusting. I slept fully clothed on top of the covers. One of the other guys slept in the Yukon.

Had a room at the French Quarter Inn for two beds reserved for 2007 national Championship game.

First room had luggage in it and a person in the damn shower! Second room was totally trashed. Third room had only one bed for 4 of us. And the hotel was out of cots. No other hotel I called had vacancy at an affordable price.

I got the price more than halved, but felt so bad because I set up the hotel that I ended up sleeping on the floor allowing the others to have the bed.

Oh yea, the only window in the room was a 2x3 ft sky light that was so crusted with dirt on the outside you couldn't tell if the sun was shining.

Never stay there.

Stayed in a hotel in Decator GA with a restaurant attached. The only issue is that everyone was going through a metal detector before entering the restaurant...

Days Inn in Metairie during mardi gras 2009. blood on the bed and door frames. a used needle under the bed. good times.

I once stayed at a Kimpton in Washington DC and ordered room service.

When they brought me the meal it turned out they actually brought me wheat bread with my Eggs Benedict instead of an English Muffin.

Goddammit what the frick is wrong with these people ?