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re: SPINOFF: what lines do you use for Tinder?

Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:16 pm to
Make a joke about lard.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:19 pm to
Use my Noah ark one.

I want to see if the reason girls don't respond to me is because I'm unattractive
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

I am sorry. I have zero knowledge about the mating tendencies of homosexuals.


Is it considered mating though?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:21 pm to
Good point
Posted by Chair
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
2168 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:27 pm to
I've used this one a few times that I saw on reddit:

Do you have a good job? I'm looking for someone to support me while I play video games all day.

One girl said that was very rude.
Posted by Emiliooo
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by wizziko
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:56 pm to
That is awesome
Posted by mkibod1
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.
And if you were a vegetable I'd pull the plug
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

And if you were a vegetable I'd pull the plug


Damn, the elusive Terry Shiavo boom.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by Them
Metry
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Tinder


Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:10 pm to
I got like 7 matches last night.
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by Indigold
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 3:58 pm to
I've got a few sweet pick up lines I use on tinder.

1. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw.

2. You look like you smell like trash, let me take you out.

3. Girl, you look like a glass of milk (or chocolate milk), and I'm thirsty.

4. I put the STD in Stud.


None have ever worked lol
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19401 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 4:14 pm to
Imply you have money/a good job or are otherwise not worthless
Show that you aren't hideous
Don't fill up your profile with sappy bullshite about yourself or lame jokes
Be at least 25 years old

Let the honeys roll in
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 4:25 pm to
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Posted by TigahLilly
Chicago
Member since Dec 2013
361 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 4:53 pm to
This is the funniest one I have gotten lately. He didn't get a response though, so I wouldn't advise it.

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