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re: SPINOFF: what lines do you use for Tinder?
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:19 pm to Walt OReilly
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:19 pm to Walt OReilly
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:21 pm to Dr. Shultz
Hey there baby ;). Pretty much works 10% of the time
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:21 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:That has served you well in the past.
Clemson has a better recruiting class than LSU
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:23 pm to Chair
Most girls respond better to casual openers
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:24 pm to Dr. Shultz
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:25 pm to Chair
Tinder is straight people trying to hook up how gay people hook up so it seems like a square peg in round hole for straight people.
Don't gay people make eye contact and if it stays for 3 seconds you hook up and it the eye contact breaks before 3 seconds you don't hook up.
Sounds a lot like tender in that after 3 seconds you either swipe right or swipe left. Very Gay.
Don't gay people make eye contact and if it stays for 3 seconds you hook up and it the eye contact breaks before 3 seconds you don't hook up.
Sounds a lot like tender in that after 3 seconds you either swipe right or swipe left. Very Gay.
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:31 pm to JETigER
quote:
Tinder is straight people trying to hook up how gay people hook up so it seems like a square peg in round hole for straight people.
Don't gay people make eye contact and if it stays for 3 seconds you hook up and it the eye contact breaks before 3 seconds you don't hook up.
Sounds a lot like tender in that after 3 seconds you either swipe right or swipe left. Very Gay.
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:39 pm to Chair
Nice shoes
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:42 pm to JETigER
I am sorry. I have zero knowledge about the mating tendencies of homosexuals.
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:54 pm to Chair
You can catch a fly with honey, but you can catch a lot of honeys being fly. 
Posted on 2/4/15 at 1:59 pm to Chair
I don't understand a lot of women. So for a guy to be considered worthy on Tinder, what, I have to always wow her with my first comment? What are they expecting, a Louis CK comedy routine? Or a poem...what?
frick that, get off your high horse "ladies".
frick that, get off your high horse "ladies".
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:00 pm to Cousincleetus
I used "Am I allowed to say good afternoon with this shitty weather? I guess hello will suffice." and it worked.
But that's because I'm
But that's because I'm
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:00 pm to Cole Beer
Step 1: Be attractive
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:03 pm to HempHead
quote:
Step 1: Be attractive
damnit
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:06 pm to HempHead
Welp. I'm out.
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:08 pm to jimbeam
I mean, it's the truth. That's pretty much the purpose of the app. Your charming personality isn't going to get a swipe.
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:09 pm to HempHead
I'm fricked. Figuratively obviously
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:10 pm to jimbeam
You might just be using shitty pictures. Get on the tinder subreddit and they could probably give you some advice....more than the jokers here, anyway. 
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:14 pm to HempHead
Just matched w/ a girl named Darla.
I asked her if we could pretend my name was Alfalfa. We'll see if it works.
I asked her if we could pretend my name was Alfalfa. We'll see if it works.
Posted on 2/4/15 at 2:15 pm to Cole Beer
I've met 10 girls off tinder
Every one I pretty much just started by saying hey what's up
Every one I pretty much just started by saying hey what's up
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