re: Spinoff: Anyone seen any hot lesbians in real life?

Met a lesbian in Florida that is really beautiful, athletic, smart and really cool. She invited me to visit her at her place in Manhattan. She's a doctor, a Madison Avenue plastic surgeon. Her girlfriend looks like Cindy Crawford. She took me to an all female club in New York called the Clit Club. I was the only guy on the dancefloor, in a sea of sweaty females. Good times.

Yes. And you're a pretty sheltered and stupid person for having never met any.

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Met a hot bi chic in West Monroe about 7 years ago. A week later I'm banging her and her kinda hot girlfriend. You have never lived until you are sittin in a recliner getting a double BJ while drinking a cold beer. Life was great that day.

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Mix in some crack somewhere (the drug, not the..) and I would swear this is a 'King" alter...

Ched, you tried just a little too hard with that post, but we appreciate the effort.

i knew a couple while in college, while in school they were both really hot. I guess they were still under mom and dads thumb so they still dressed themselves up like little southern belles. After college they both butched up, the last time i saw either they were in wife beaters and basketball shorts. What a waste.

I have lezzies that live across the street from me

One is pretty dang hott and the other looked like she probably was the catcher for her high school softball team

There's this lesbian couple in Lafayette that are both show stoppers.

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I work with a chick who is like IRL 6.5/10. Good looking chick, really cool. She's kind of artsy but totally feminine.

I sometimes flirt with her (nothing inappropriate), just really casual stuff, and she's always been really nice to me and flirty too, but for some reason I got this vibe that like there was no way she would ever bone me. Like if we were the last two people on earth, we'd be totally cool, and good friends, but she'd never want even a sample of the Pecker. I'm not saying I'm a 10/10 but the girl I'm with now is better looking than her by any objective/subjective measure. I'm not out of my range here is what I'm saying. So it always puzzled me.

A couple of months ago I was sitting in a meeting with her and I had my laptop out and decided to stalk her on the interwebs and find out a little more about her. 5 minutes later I find a post in the local records about marriage licenses - turns out she has one even though she's not wearing a ring. It's of her and a dude named Kacy. So I interwebs stalk this Kacy guy. Turns out Kacy is a 29 year old, smoking hot blonde chick. Found her instagram and my brain exploded in the middle of the meeting. I kept looking at her in the meeting like I had just discovered a unicorn or some shite.

Every time I see her, all I think about is her and her hot wife munching on each other.