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re: SPINOFF - best way to smuggle alcohol onto a cruise?

Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by JohnnyHopkins
Member since Nov 2015
99 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I don't know about you but 4 bottles of wine and 12 beers are usually enough for me for a cruise

Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:14 pm to
How often do you shower?
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2684 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:14 pm to
put it in your kids bags
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:16 pm to
carnival has a "cheers" program. You pay $250 per person and you get as many drinks/mixed drinks (up to $9) as you want for the duration of the cruise.
Posted by LSUEEAlum
Member since Oct 2013
825 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:21 pm to
To clarify this is a family vacation on a Disney cruise ship. Most people aren't trying to get smashed 24/7. A few beers a night and a bottle of wine split between me and the mrs. is good for me.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22134 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:40 pm to
Shampoo bottles

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Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22134 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

You go on 1 hour cruises?



fixed
Posted by DVA Tailgater
Bunkie
Member since Jan 2011
3274 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:43 pm to
From my one time experience, they seem to have figured out everyone's strategies. After all the effort and expense of trying to the cheat the system, it may just be better to purchase drinks on the ship.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40951 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:46 pm to
Pay 350 for the 7 day pass of 15 drinks a day. Order long islands. Profit.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75353 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 1:56 pm to
Or, don't pay to be told that you can't bring a legal substance in the amount you want on your vacation. Go to the beach and roll out an ice chest full of drinks.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
61516 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:00 pm to
Just got back from a cruise a couple weeks ago.

Well hidden Rum runners got taken and trashed
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2635 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

You should smuggle some weed on board. It has got to be doable.
it was 10 yrs. ago for sure...i don't know about nowadays.they used to let you bring bottled water,so the old lady snuck a couple out of the still wrapped 24 pack,and replaced the water with vodka...worked great.then they want you to claim your alcohol that you buy while docked before reboarding.....yeah right.
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3861 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:08 pm to
Screw that. I will go to an all inclusive Any day over a cruise.
Posted by Nighthawk504
NOLA
Member since Aug 2015
166 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:02 pm to
Just got back from a Carnival Cruise. Had similar bags like the rum runners. (Caught some at a parade). Had about 10 people do this on the cruise, and about 50% got through with their liqour. Also the wine bottle definatley works. One friend got caught in the check in line when they searched his carry-on and basically distracted security while the rest of us walked through with ours.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40951 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:17 am to
I brought a quarter of blow on a carnival one and my friend got 20 joints on it a cigarette pack. I wrapped the coke around my upper thigh with sports wrap and tape. There were no dogs at all. And they don't have body scanners.
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:25 am to
Shampoo bottles. Clean out empty ones, fill with vodka or alcohol of choice
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19459 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:26 am to
Cruises are great entertainment.

Last cruise we went on was two summer ago. You know right when you get on the ship and they hold you in the main atrium for a couple hours before your rooms are ready?

Well my cousins and I started slamming margaritas while we waited. After a little while we lost one of them. Then, later, as we're going to the rooms we find him.

He's riding down the hallway shirtless on a motorized wheel chair screaming at the stewards. He fell off and passed out before he reached the room. They threatened to put him in cruise jail.

We had been on the ship for maybe 1.5-2 hrs of a 7 day cruise

He actually made it to dinner that night....in a 3 peice suit (it was a casual night)
Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8662 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:28 am to
Trashy act as part of a trashy vacation on a floating prison.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:29 am to
In old paint.
Posted by Shane4689
Wrong Way on a No Way Road
Member since Dec 2010
3150 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:38 am to
fill blue mouth wash bottle with clear liquor and dye blue with food color.


Whiskey into sweet tea bottle.
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