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Spin-off: Surviving the purchase of bolt-ons for the wife

Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Geert
Conceived on Campus
Member since Aug 2009
387 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:03 pm
Seems everyone says this is a death wish for marriages. Any longtime survivors who got their money’s worth? Sex life improve significantly? All general bolt-on stories/wisdom welcome here. Yeah, sorry no pics
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
13269 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:06 pm to
My wife has them and her ex husband paid for them
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27421 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:07 pm to
Wife has DD bolt ons. Had baby.

Tits grew to outlandish size.

Her tits are easily in the Fs. She's maybe five two on a good day. Hoping she stays a little thicker from the baby.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8167 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:07 pm to
Only reason for a married woman to get bolt ons is to impress dudes. Who else is she trying to impress besides you?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12513 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:10 pm to
Two exs had them. One she paid for the other her dad paid for. I only play with titties other people pay for and natural ones.
Posted by DoItDoug
Member since Sep 2018
392 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:10 pm to
I got them for my wife six years ago.
47yo with the tits of a 20yo.
Best 10k I've spent.
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:10 pm to
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Only reason for a married woman to get bolt ons is to impress dudes. Who else is she trying to impress besides you?

Imagine your nuts hung to your knees and there was something you could do about it.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15657 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:13 pm to
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the other her dad paid for.

Kinda weird in itself
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12513 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:14 pm to
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Kinda weird in itself

Right. Didn’t know that for a while and it always creeped me out. She’s an ex for a reason.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:14 pm to
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ex husband
trashy
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:16 pm to
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Her tits are easily in the Fs. She's maybe five two on a good day
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:17 pm to
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I got them for my wife six years ago. 47yo with the tits of a 20yo. Best 10k I've spent.
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BoItDoug




3 for SS
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 6:18 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6583 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:23 pm to
When you fondle them and it feels like you’re squeezing an orange…. Yeah, enjoy that.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82032 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:24 pm to
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her dad paid for.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30036 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:29 pm to
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Spin-off: Surviving the purchase of bolt-ons for the wife


statistics say, on average, as soon as she is fully healed, 6 months later the divorce papers arrive.

for your sake i hope you are not in that club
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11861 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:32 pm to
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Imagine your nuts hung to your knees and there was something you could do about it.


This is not what’s going on here lol

quote:

Only reason for a married woman to get bolt ons is to impress dudes. Who else is she trying to impress besides you?


This is spot on
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11861 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:32 pm to
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Only reason for a married woman to get bolt ons is to impress dudes. Who else is she trying to impress besides you?


100% correct
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14285 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:33 pm to
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Imagine your nuts hung to your knees and there was something you could do about it.

Go on…
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:35 pm to
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Go on…


You may or may not purchase a pair of shiny, perky balls.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13659 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:44 pm to
I’ve seen it happen multiple times for breast implants. Be wary of other elective cosmetic procedures not covered by insurance as well. Girl had bad stretch marks/ridiculously stretched abdominal area loose skin after three babies, husband paid for tummy tuck (abdominoplasty to fix the skin for the most part because she wasn’t fat), divorce papers within a year. In that case, she knew she was going to divorce him, and had surgery before serving papers.

I’m always curious about the chicken/egg factor here. Percentage of women who know they are going to file for divorce, but get the bolt ons with joint funds to save money before filing for divorce, vs. women who get the bolt ons and get divorced due to the subsequent infidelity as a result of the new found attention from said tittys.
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