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re: South Parks war on TP, what gives
Posted on 3/8/23 at 6:53 am to TutHillTiger
Posted on 3/8/23 at 6:53 am to TutHillTiger
I liked Jimmy's lines in the episode, he's one of my favorite characters
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 6:59 am
Posted on 3/8/23 at 6:55 am to auggie
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I'm always amazed at the grocery stores, when I see somebody buying a pack of TP that fills their whole cart.
What the hell are they doing with it?
Some people have more than one or two bathrooms. Or, perhaps they buy in bulk then rinse and repeat once they get low again. Or, perhaps they have lots of family/guests staying with them.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:08 am to Bard
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Some people have more than one or two bathrooms.
We have 3 bathrooms, that doesn't make us use more toilet paper.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:38 am to TutHillTiger
Leave the Stone Age behind and get a bidet attachment for your toilets
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:42 am to auggie
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I'm always amazed
Are you "special?"
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What the hell are they doing with it?
Putting it in a closet until they need it?
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when I see somebody buying a pack of TP that fills their whole cart
How much TP do you normally buy? I couldn't tell you how frequently I buy TP. Almost certainly no more than 3 times a year. You stated a roll will last your bathroom two weeks. You need 26 rolls per year just for that 1 bathroom.
You also stated that you have 3 bathrooms. So that's more rolls that you need per year. For argument's sake, lets say you need another 12 rolls for the other two bathrooms (seems like a low estimate if 1 is being used regularly).
That's 38 rolls per year for your house. Buy whatever brand of TP you want, you're going to pay less per roll the more you buy at once. I can get a 30 pack of Kroger brand TP for $20, 0.66 per role. The same TP in a 4 pack costs $5.29, $1.32 per role.
If you have the room to keep it, why would you not buy the larger pack?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:47 am to Esquire
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Leave the Stone Age behind and get a bidet attachment for your toilets
Do those things keep the water warm?
I ask because, I used to dive for a living, and one part of it that I don't miss, is having ice cold water hit the crack of my arse.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:49 am to Wayne Campbell
quote:Let's continue the estimating with a bidet.
I can get a 30 pack of Kroger brand TP for $20, 0.66 per role.
For $40 or two 30 packs of TP you can get a bidet attachment. It won't completely eliminate the need for TP, and everyone is different, but in my house it cut our TP use by more than half.
My bidet paid for itself in the first year or so, *and* with two kids I plunge toilets far less often, *and* my a-hole is cleaner.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:51 am to auggie
quote:You can get one with a water warmer and a blow dryer if you want.
Do those things keep the water warm?
quote:I have a plain cheap one that shoots cold water and I find it refreshing.
I ask because, I used to dive for a living, and one part of it that I don't miss, is having ice cold water hit the crack of my arse.

Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:54 am to Korkstand
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For $40 or two 30 packs of TP you can get a bidet attachment. It won't completely eliminate the need for TP, and everyone is different, but in my house it cut our TP use by more than half.
My bidet paid for itself in the first year or so, *and* with two kids I plunge toilets far less often, *and* my a-hole is cleaner.
I'm not arguing for TP over bidet. Just pointing out the absurdity of being "amazed" at people buying TP.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:56 am to Wayne Campbell
quote:Yeah I got you, I'm just continuing my bidet promotion.
I'm not arguing for TP over bidet. Just pointing out the absurdity of being "amazed" at people buying TP.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:57 am to auggie
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auggie
I'm always amazed at the grocery stores, when I see somebody buying a pack of TP that fills their whole cart.
What the hell are they doing with it?
Perhaps they're stupid arse auburn fans looking to roll a tree.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:03 am to Wayne Campbell
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How much TP do you normally buy? I couldn't tell you how frequently I buy TP. Almost certainly no more than 3 times a year. You stated a roll will last your bathroom two weeks. You need 26 rolls per year just for that 1 bathroom.
You also stated that you have 3 bathrooms. So that's more rolls that you need per year. For argument's sake, lets say you need another 12 rolls for the other two bathrooms (seems like a low estimate if 1 is being used regularly).
That's 38 rolls per year for your house. Buy whatever brand of TP you want, you're going to pay less per roll the more you buy at once. I can get a 30 pack of Kroger brand TP for $20, 0.66 per role. The same TP in a 4 pack costs $5.29, $1.32 per role.
If you have the room to keep it, why would you not buy the larger pack?
If we get down to a couple of rolls in the package, we just pick some up next time we go out. One of us will be passing by the store within the next couple of days.
We try not to be wasteful with supply type things, like sand paper, shop towels, masking tape, WD-40, PB blaster, mineral spirits, denatured alcohol, stains... These are things we have to have all the time, because we use them a lot. I just spent 30 bucks this morning on stain and wood glue.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:04 am to TutHillTiger
Went on a four day trip recently and I was so happy to get back to my bidet.. TP only really sucks now
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 9:05 am
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:06 am to Napoleon
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Toilet paper sucks compared to a Japanese bidet
What’s so special about a Jap bidet?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:08 am to auggie
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I guess it's possible, but there's 3 people at our house, and we won't even use 8 rolls in a month.
In my bathroom, a roll will last 2 weeks.
I bought 30 rolls in mid-Feb. 2020 (pre-COVID/TP mania). I'm currently on my last roll.
I will say my bidet has arse-isted in less necessary wipes.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:11 am to auggie
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If we get down to a couple of rolls in the package we just pick some up next time we go out.
Yeah, that's what most people do. Regardless of how much they buy.
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We try not to be wasteful with supply type thing
It's not wasteful to buy something you're going to use. Again, if you have the room to keep it what sense does it make to buy 1 pack of 10 3 times if you can buy 1 pack of 30 one time.
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I just spent 30 bucks this morning on stain and wood glue.
Neat.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:20 am to Wayne Campbell
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Neat.
It's just a budgeting thing for us, with a JIT approach. All of these things we have to constantly buy, we don't stockpile any of it, because we might need something else tomorrow, out of the blue.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:27 am to Jake88
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Women apparently need a fistful of tp to wipe after peeing.
The rule of thumb is one roll per week per male in the house. One roll per day per female.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:00 am to tigerinthebueche
The nice warm seat. The warm water and oscillating jet that cleans. Then the air dryer. Also it sprays a little air fresher and some drop cleaner in the toilet too.
Just. If you're ever sick and throwing up on your toilet. Make sure your hands are no where near the control. It sucks to be puking and then accidently spray your face.
Just. If you're ever sick and throwing up on your toilet. Make sure your hands are no where near the control. It sucks to be puking and then accidently spray your face.
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