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South African Minister proposes banning Doggy Style except for Christmas and Valentines

Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:20 pm


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South Africa Health Minister, Aaron Motsoaledi has cautioned South African men to desist from the “doggy style” saying this lovemaking style is leading cause of teenage pregnancies, cancer, stroke and back pains for adults.


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He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will prohibit this style in South Africa

According to him, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal.




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Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:22 pm to
Real talk, it does cause lower back pain if I hit it too hard.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

He added that he is in talks with Home Boys’ Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will prohibit this style in South Africa
FIFY
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:25 pm to


Disapproves.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50935 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

According to Aaron Motsoaledi, after six years of arduous research, he found out that one gets overworked during sex when one is standing or kneeling and overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes back pains and a stroke.


He put the work in.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:32 pm to
Your source seems utterly reliable.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70130 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:37 pm to
Well you’re 300 pounds
And probably a drunk scot-Irish
This post was edited on 7/7/18 at 1:42 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
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Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:37 pm to
ISWYDT

Bravo, well played
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:38 pm to
I used to think you couldn't make stuff like this up.

And I still do.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:42 pm to
Can someone explain how this new law would be policed and enforced?
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:44 pm to
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Well you’re 300 pounds


German.

And 300lbs or not, my stroke game is on point.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

except for Christmas and Valentines



Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73770 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:52 pm to
More of that evidence-based African medicine.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

According to Aaron Motsoaledi, after six years of arduous research


Mayor Broome to announce $100,000 study to determine safety of reverse cowgirl.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 2:08 pm to
My wife’s already on that schedule for blow jobs.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Can someone explain how this new law would be policed and enforced?


Well, your smartphone will detect it and notify the authorities.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27261 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 4:25 pm to
Sounds like he's been getting advice from my wife.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22407 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 4:52 pm to
My SO wonders if "doggie style" is when you do it in the front yard.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 5:02 pm to
She disagrees...


This post was edited on 7/7/18 at 5:09 pm
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