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re: Something you've been doing your entire life and still suck at

Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am to
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16052 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Ever pee through the gap between the bowl and the seat while pooping? Can't tell if it's just too small or if I'm retarded.


Yup, straight into either the back of your pants, or into your underwear that are around your ankles. Then you have the soggy arse for the next few hrs. I thought I was the only one but I guess it's a pretty common phenomenon.
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3101 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am to
Knowing when to zip my lip
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20890 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:40 am to
"I'm going to lose weight! I have a plan!"

a few hours or minutes later...

"Oooh! Ice cream!"
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87349 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:54 am to
quote:

I'd rather buy a new guitar than change strings.

I'm not kidding it's been almost 2 years since I've changed a set


Really?

I'm terrible at tons of average things, but guitar string changing doesn't stress me out because even when I frick it up it's still fine

It's like smoking a boston butt, you can be off by a lot but it'll still work
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87349 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Smart play. Exhibit enough incompetence that you're never asked to do it.



I can't believe some dudes don't do this

In college I would just get the ironing board out in the middle of the hallway of our fraternity house and flail around until someone's girlfriend came by and took over out of either pity or pure disgust for my technique
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1431 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:56 pm to
Singing
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9361 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:20 pm to
Un snapping a bra with one hand.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:28 pm to
Gleek
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4498 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:35 pm to
Using saran wrap, cling wrap, plastic wrap, etc. I HATE that shite with a passion. I tell my wife all the time that was definitely one of the devils inventions.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Cursive writing. In particular my signature. Changes every single time.


you can't vote absentee then. they could challenge your signature

next time, I am going to photo copy my registration form.
I am going to change parties, just to get my sig photocopy.

Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:40 pm to
Holding in farts
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20497 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:47 pm to
I've been trying to whistle for years. Have watched countless "how to whistle videos." Have practiced to try to do it all the time and came out flat.

I thought it physically wasn't possible.

Then one day I'm walking down the street with a friend and I whistled! My friend turns to me and says "I didn't know you could whistle." And I never could whistle again.

Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 3:25 pm to
Gambling
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