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Somebody threw a jar of mayo at me
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:12 am
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:12 am
And I was like what the Hellmann
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:13 am to DavidTheGnome
Good job DavidTheReddit
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:13 am to DavidTheGnome
wyd
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:14 am to DavidTheGnome
I will follow that up with throwing a blue plate at you
After reading this thread, I want to miracle whip your arse
After reading this thread, I want to miracle whip your arse
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 8:15 am
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:14 am to DavidTheGnome
At least it wasn't Jamie Mayo.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:15 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:15 am to Rouge
quote:
will follow that up with throwing a blue plate at you
After reading this thread, I want to miracle whip your arse
Are you going to tell him to put up his Duke's?
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:15 am to DavidTheGnome
your gay arse probably liked having white stuff flung at you
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:15 am to DavidTheGnome
Hellman's is garbage.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:16 am to LCA131
Lots of good ones in this thread so far
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:16 am to DavidTheGnome
that wasn't mayo in that jar 
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:16 am to DavidTheGnome
A momma tomato and a baby tomato were walking along together...
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:16 am to DavidTheGnome
Not your best but I upvotes
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:17 am to DavidTheGnome
I will burn your house down and then fight Ronnie in your front fricking yard
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:17 am to IAmNERD
Kewpie
Duke's
Blue Plate
Hellman's
#CondimentOfKings
Duke's
Blue Plate
Hellman's
#CondimentOfKings
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:19 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:19 am to DavidTheGnome
The most fun I ever had with Mayo was in Texas.
After a long day on the beach we went to Whataburger and picked up a bag of burgers , fries and condiments. After eating we started to fool around and she wanted me to PIIHB.
I told her we would need lube and she said to get a stick of unsalted butter out of the fridge. On the way I saw the Mayo so I grabbed three packs.
I slathered two on her necessary area, used 1 on myself, took aim and the deed was done.
After a long day on the beach we went to Whataburger and picked up a bag of burgers , fries and condiments. After eating we started to fool around and she wanted me to PIIHB.
I told her we would need lube and she said to get a stick of unsalted butter out of the fridge. On the way I saw the Mayo so I grabbed three packs.
I slathered two on her necessary area, used 1 on myself, took aim and the deed was done.
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 8:26 am
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:22 am to DavidTheGnome
I call my horse Mayo
And sometimes mayonnaise.
And sometimes mayonnaise.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:24 am to Centinel
quote:
Good job DavidTheReddit
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:25 am to DavidTheGnome
I needed this thread like I needed a hole in the head.
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