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re: Somebody threw a jar of mayo at me
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:32 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:32 am to DavidTheGnome
1. Warm it in the microwave for about 30 seconds
2. Insert
3. ???
4. Profit
2. Insert
3. ???
4. Profit
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:38 am to DavidTheGnome
maybe if you were paying attention you would have coleslaw it coming
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 8:39 am
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:39 am to DavidTheGnome
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Somebody threw a jar of mayo at me
Well at least they didn't throw Whitman Mayo at you.

Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:54 am to DavidTheGnome
did you throw hands and tell them to put up their Dukes
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 8:56 am
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:57 am to DavidTheGnome
Dukes mayonnaise or GTFO
Posted on 2/27/20 at 9:03 am to Bigfishchoupique
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I told her we would need lube and she said to get a stick of unsalted butter out of the fridge. On the way I saw the Mayo so I grabbed three packs.
I slathered two on her necessary area, used 1 on myself, took aim and the deed was done.
please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real
Posted on 2/27/20 at 9:06 am to DavidTheGnome
That’s spreading yourself pretty thin
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