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re: Somebody threw a jar of mayo at me

Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:32 am to
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:32 am to
1. Warm it in the microwave for about 30 seconds
2. Insert
3. ???
4. Profit
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42767 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:32 am to
Booooo
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11800 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:38 am to
maybe if you were paying attention you would have coleslaw it coming
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 8:39 am
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38334 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Somebody threw a jar of mayo at me


Well at least they didn't throw Whitman Mayo at you.

Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5162 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:54 am to
did you throw hands and tell them to put up their Dukes
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 8:56 am
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24864 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:57 am to
Dukes mayonnaise or GTFO
Posted by tigertyler
Bogie's
Member since Sep 2016
851 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 9:03 am to
quote:

I told her we would need lube and she said to get a stick of unsalted butter out of the fridge. On the way I saw the Mayo so I grabbed three packs.

I slathered two on her necessary area, used 1 on myself, took aim and the deed was done.


please don't be real please don't be real please don't be real
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 9:06 am to
That’s spreading yourself pretty thin
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