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Some 4 Million Americans claim to have been abducted by aliens
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:15 pm
Any of you baws been abducted, and if so, can you show us on Teddy where they touched you?
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:17 pm to Mike da Tigah
Your mom's pussy is otherworldly. Like a giant black hole for cocks.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:17 pm to Mike da Tigah
and all have mental problems
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:18 pm to Mike da Tigah
I wish , i would love to be flying around a UFO laughing at all you puny humans below
This post was edited on 3/11/18 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:19 pm to Mike da Tigah
That’s 4 million Anal probes. Aliens are obsessed with human buttholes.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:21 pm to Mike da Tigah
4 million?
Doubtful.
Doubtful.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:22 pm to Mike da Tigah
You’re going to feel like a real McAsshole when the aliens reveal themselves and you weren’t one of the 4 million they chose to party with.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:22 pm to tilco
quote:
4 million? Doubtful.
You thought you were special?
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:25 pm to Mike da Tigah
Legit, I have.
Legit, I have alien AIDS
Legit, I have alien AIDS
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:26 pm to Mike da Tigah
A lot of people in the US are on drugs too.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:31 pm to Mike da Tigah
Well, Mother Mary had to get impregnated somehow. It was either sex or artificial insemination. Don't know that they had that technology back then.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 10:16 pm to Mike da Tigah
Legit. I was a prisoner on Skaro for three years.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 10:22 pm to Mike da Tigah
#metoo
Posted on 3/11/18 at 10:23 pm to Mike da Tigah
Once after I ate too many tarts
Posted on 3/11/18 at 10:25 pm to Mike da Tigah
quote:
Some 4 Million Americans claim to have been abducted by aliens
Illegal aliens, maybe?
Posted on 3/11/18 at 10:27 pm to Mike da Tigah
And they all can vote, own guns, and drive cars. Yay.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 10:41 pm to Mike da Tigah
About 11 million Americans abuse opioids. Lots of overlapping with those groups.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 11:36 pm to Mike da Tigah
I mean, some of them are probably lying, but with 4 MILLION people, 1 or 2 have to be telling the truth.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 11:43 pm to Mike da Tigah
Earth has become so dangerous we have been designated a "NO GO Zone" by the Interplanetary Council.
Posted on 3/11/18 at 11:44 pm to Mike da Tigah
And over half of those claim the aliens were gay.
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