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Social Security has lost its collective mind

Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:49 pm
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2765 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:49 pm
swmbo received her court judgment changing her name. She then took her drivers license, passport and social security card to the south baton rouge SSA office, where she was met by a security guard who instructed her to fill out a form, and drop it in the box, along with all her original docs. The office is vacant with the lights off.

SSA web site says do not send original docs, which "should be kept secure by all persons." so i called the Harding office, and they confirmed that you cannot get an in-person appointment and that they will not accept copies. when i pointed out that their web site says not to send originals, she hung up on me.

you can't get there from here?
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17948 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:51 pm to
I think you've lost you're collective mind. Time to walk the plank
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
7501 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:51 pm to
You should contact your Congress person
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:52 pm to
Been living in Louisiana long? I’m pretty sure my license is still suspended down there after I gave up trying to get it fixed five years ago
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133051 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:52 pm to
People at the DMV have room temperature IQs for the most part.

I can’t imagine the SS office is any better
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2860 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:52 pm to
Im just surprised to learn that anyone with SSA had a mind to begin with.
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6270 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:52 pm to
Call other SS offices outside of Baton Rouge or even the national office. You may be able to get this done elsewhere
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138029 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:53 pm to
The DMV be crazy!

What's the deal with airline food?
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21316 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:53 pm to
Small white male with body odor?
Oops. Ima head outta this lol
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 4:09 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72649 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:53 pm to
SSA:

We got this here "lockbox" that we're gonna keep ALL the money you pay to us over the years you're working in.

And when it comes time for you to ask us for some money back, don't worry. It'll all be there.

Trust us, we're from the Government.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2765 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

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Posted by Vlatket
Member since Oct 2016
7475 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:55 pm to
That's what they do. I firmly believe they are told to purposely give wrong information or stall to avoid paying the benefits. My old man had to go to the office 6 times before he find got his benefits. Apparently they didn't process the application at the office for like 2-3 months. It was just sitting there in their document room.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80238 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

where she was met by a security guard who instructed her to fill out a form, and drop it in the box, along with all her original docs


That is the dumbest shite I have ever heard
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:55 pm to
I had to go to the SS office one time. I don't remember how bad dit was but I wanted to burn it down. Went to the liquor store and looked hard and long at the ever clear bottle. Decided it was against my best interest to do such an act so I proceeded to get blitzed on tequila and beer. I still don't remember why I had to deal with them. Very frustrating they are.
Posted by PutinOnTheRitz
Member since Mar 2022
63 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:59 pm to
OK, someone help me out here; what the hell is a swmbo?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112610 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 4:00 pm to
The heck is a swmbo
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
71798 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 4:01 pm to
i assume his old lady, gf or wife.

she who must be obeyed?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

OK, someone help me out here; what the hell is a swmbo?

She Who Might Be Obese?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72649 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

OK, someone help me out here; what the hell is a swmbo?
"She Who Must Be Obeyed" in S-M parlance.

frick that.

(Figuratively)

Related humor:

This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 4:05 pm
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5429 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

swmbo


Ok I’ll ask. What dis?
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