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re: So the wife and kids got me an Ancestry kit for Christmas

Posted on 12/26/18 at 7:56 pm to
Posted by Moot Point
Georgia
Member since Feb 2009
235 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 7:56 pm to
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What company? With 23andMe you just pay for the kit.


Same for Ancestry. I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 8:14 pm to
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The other company straight up lied for SJW reasons - the CEO admitted that they fudged results to make people appear more culturally diverse so that they would be inclined to be “less racist.”


Can't be Ancestry. Apparently, I'm pretty damn white. According to them, I'm German and northern European with little deviation. Which I already knew but was curious to know when the kit was on sale.

Besides, the government has my DNA on file anyway. One of the first things I did when I enlisted and reported to reception battalion before basic was take a cheek swab.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38343 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 8:23 pm to
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Can't be Ancestry. Apparently, I'm pretty damn white.

Yeah, 23andMe didn't exactly try to make me look diverse either.

Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4987 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 8:27 pm to
Q: "Don't be one of those conspiracy guys, how are they going to use your DNA against you?"

A: "They're not even 100% sure yet but there are a whole bunch of little wormy fricks trying to figure it out and I won't be one of their data points, no thank you."

Besides, I am 75% Sicilian which has been Phoenician, Greek, Carthaginian, Roman, Vandal, Byzantine, Moor, Persian, Norman, Catelonian, Castillion, Austrian, Bourbon and finally Italian.

What clarification will the DNA test of any Sicilian provide anyway?
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
10189 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:22 pm to
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If the insurance company can look at your future, and you have a gene that makes you more predisposed to heart disease or this or that, you are fricked.


That's a good point I hadn't thought about. There's no doubt medicine is trending toward DNA manipulation....it could be an interesting battle of marketplaces when healthcare comes up against actuaries at life insurance companies.
Posted by Squid
Goodlettsville
Member since Sep 2006
1370 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:27 pm to
All the legality aside, I took one a few years ago and the results weren’t accurate. Either that or I was secretly adopted and my parents never told me.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
10189 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:29 pm to
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All the legality aside, I took one a few years ago and the results weren’t accurate. Either that or I was secretly adopted and my parents never told me.


How do you know they weren't accurate?

It's a pretty exact science, man.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4738 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:31 pm to
I plan to do thorough research to find out the company that gives the most accurate ethnic background results. It might get pricey though, because 23 and me and about 10 other shite companies are gonna get cheek swabs from random beggars that.."just need 5 bucks for gas to get to work"..from me as well. Checkmate future Politburo.
Posted by Squid
Goodlettsville
Member since Sep 2006
1370 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:33 pm to
A set of great grandparents and two sets of great-great grandparents were Ashkenazi Jews. Results didn’t show this.
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 9:34 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38343 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:37 pm to
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All the legality aside, I took one a few years ago and the results weren’t accurate. Either that or I was secretly adopted and my parents never told me.

Nobody likes to think about it but a single unfaithful spouse in your line can frick everything up.
Posted by Squid
Goodlettsville
Member since Sep 2006
1370 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:41 pm to
That’s true. But going on the genealogy info I have, the results were off.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 9:43 pm to
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Cost was for kit, will cost $69 more to get it prosessed.


lol false
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16173 posts
Posted on 12/26/18 at 10:33 pm to
It’s just a little bit strange that I’m reading this thread and as I scroll down the 1st page, the ad at the bottom is for ancestry dot com. And it’s not due to me, I’ve never even clicked on a genetics site
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33819 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:11 am to
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They are looking for family bloodlines that carry the treasonous genes of the founding fathers. Once found, you’ll be tracked and put on the watch lists.


They're looking for that gun buyer gene. Coming for your guns boys. Coming for your guns.
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