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re: So is he gay or not?

Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:28 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47764 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:28 am to
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My wife said she's been trying to tell me for years that he's gay!




"No Honey, He doesn't grease me up and ride me like a big girl should be ridden. And his unit is much smaller than yours. He is so gay."
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:29 am to
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The dude has never grocery shopped a day in his life!! His mom buys all of his groceries and even puts them away for him.


He's straighter than an arrow.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:31 am to
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His mom buys all of his groceries and even puts them away for him. She also still buys the majority of his clothes.


This is the issue.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42623 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:32 am to
What's with the attitude that not chasing poon 24/7 automatically makes someone gay?
Posted by T1gerWonder
Member since May 2011
4464 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:33 am to
No sex drive doesn't equal being gay. He could be gay but not for that reason.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:34 am to
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Why don't you frick him and find out...


Best idea so far. Just get drunk and tell him you two should Eiffel a Twink. See what he says.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:37 am to
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Am I just imaging shite here or does it sound like this dude is a homo?



Sounds more like he's married to his mother.
Posted by TheBoo
South to Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
5564 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:41 am to
Sounds like he's doing it right.
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:43 am to
Of all that shite you wrote, the only potential gay tendency is not interested in talking to girls when he goes out.

The other stuff you listed has nothing to do with the gay. Not married? No relationship? Mom buys stuff for him? Likes to be neat? Seems like he has a good thing going. If he would just get some pussy now and then, sounds like he figured out life.
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4477 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:47 am to
Sounds like the guy may be either suppressing his gayness, or is OCD and has social anxiety which may explain his odd behavior and avoidance of the opposite sex.

Does he have a very limited circle of friends? How does he act when he is drunk? That would be the major tell to me.
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
On the water somewhere
Member since Oct 2007
8664 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:51 am to
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Sounds like the guy may be either suppressing his gayness, or is OCD and has social anxiety which may explain his odd behavior and avoidance of the opposite sex.


He admits to being severely OCD about everything as well as being a sociopath.

He keeps very few friends close.
When he's drunk he's the typical loud as frick annoying drunk most of the time. But even drunk he still doesn't try to talk shite to girls.
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4477 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:54 am to
yeah, but does he approach guys he doesn't know and get handsy with them?

Maybe he's just got very little to no sex drive. If he's severely OCD he may be on anti-depressants that tends to kill most people's sex drive.

I would chalk it up to the guy being a loony toon, not gay.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5422 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:56 am to
A homo would never allow his mother to buy his clothes. This is a clear case of socially awkward single 40 year old guy.
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
On the water somewhere
Member since Oct 2007
8664 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:56 am to
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yeah, but does he approach guys he doesn't know and get handsy with them?


Not so much with strangers but if there is a single guy in our group when we're all out together, he seems to just hangout with them
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:09 am to
Maybe he doesn't have a high sex drive.

Nothing wrong with that I suppose.

You can thank feminism and artificial hormones in our food. This wil become more common
Posted by DHS1997
BATON ROUGE
Member since Nov 2014
867 posts
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:14 am to
Probably not gay but most likely a pedophile or a serial killer
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