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re: So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6
Posted on 7/17/19 at 12:42 pm to Geauxtiga
Posted on 7/17/19 at 12:42 pm to Geauxtiga
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I think he just lacks a little game.
OK, OT - give the guy some finishing moves for the end of this game.
I'll start:
"You only seem to contact me to help you do stuff. I kinda feel like I'm getting screwed, but not getting kissed."
Posted on 7/17/19 at 12:50 pm to Athos
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OP still too beta to make a move though.
Yeah...I’m not seeing any move to be made here.
There is zero indicating that she has any sexual interest in him.
Everything points to her being a needy leach who simply wants someone, anyone to move her stuff. 100% guarantee that if the OP offered to pay some movers for her, she’s be all over that and would never hear from her again.
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 2:36 pm to StupidBinder
quote:Well I guess we’ll find out tomorrow (Thursday) morning. The entire OT is gonna know if he blows it.
There is zero indicating that she has any sexual interest in him.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 2:48 pm to StupidBinder
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FIFY She’s not playing dumb. She knows you were pissed and trying to avoid helping her. She just doesn’t care about that. Or you.
Why do I get the feeling her slacker boyfriend shows up 5 minutes after the last heavy item is done?
Posted on 7/17/19 at 2:59 pm to Methuselah
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Send her a link to it ! Hopefully she will log in and contribute.
Maybe she will post a pic!
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:02 pm to oleheat
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Why do I get the feeling her slacker boyfriend shows up 5 minutes after the last heavy item is done?
Plot twist
She's moving into her boyfriend Chad's apartment and he's not going to find out until Chad returns home from the gym as he finishes up
"Dude, I can't thank you enough for giving her a hand with the truck and all, want a beer, chief?"
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:11 pm to Pettifogger
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"Dude, I can't thank you enough for giving her a hand with the truck and all, want a beer, chief?"
I can definitely see that happening with Chad giving the OP a sweaty pat on the back as he leaves frustrated.
Of course, in the minds of half the posters here, this scenario ends in a threesome or something ridiculous like that.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:31 pm to Langland
(Insert visual of medieval knight) you chose poorly...
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:39 pm to Langland
Can't believe this has dragged on for so long.
You're not frickin? She's not family?
Tell that bitch to kick rocks. Period. End of discussion.
You're not frickin? She's not family?
Tell that bitch to kick rocks. Period. End of discussion.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:44 pm to CHSTigersFan
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Maybe she will post a pic!
didn't want to read through to find out, but I'm assuming cuck moving company hasn't posted a pic yet......
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:52 pm to cajunbuck
UPDATE #4
WEDNESDAY 11:44 AM
frick! God ignored my prayers.
Her: That's terrific! Thank you! What time is good for you? Just let me know.
Her: Did you say you do/don't have a truck?
Me: Of course I have a truck.
Me: Do you have all your stuff packed in boxes and ready to go?
Me: &:00 AM is a good time.
Her: No, it's not in boxes but a lot of it is in bins. I'll bring extra bins. Can you meet me at ******?
Me: Yes
Her: Ok, thanks again. See you tomorrow!
I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'll probably take pics, but don't get your hopes up. Her looks greatly depend on what she decides to wear. And I'll know how appreciative she is by what she wears. I'm hoping for snug jeans and a snug fitting t-shirt.
WEDNESDAY 11:44 AM
frick! God ignored my prayers.
Her: That's terrific! Thank you! What time is good for you? Just let me know.
Her: Did you say you do/don't have a truck?
Me: Of course I have a truck.
Me: Do you have all your stuff packed in boxes and ready to go?
Me: &:00 AM is a good time.
Her: No, it's not in boxes but a lot of it is in bins. I'll bring extra bins. Can you meet me at ******?
Me: Yes
Her: Ok, thanks again. See you tomorrow!
I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'll probably take pics, but don't get your hopes up. Her looks greatly depend on what she decides to wear. And I'll know how appreciative she is by what she wears. I'm hoping for snug jeans and a snug fitting t-shirt.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:55 pm to Langland
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Her: No, it's not in boxes but a lot of it is in bins. I'll bring extra bins. Can you meet me at ******?
Translation: None of my shite is packed, you'll be doing that too.
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:56 pm to Langland
This is the first and last time I'll ever become fully engrossed in a story about some friend zoned dude helping a woman move
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:58 pm to Langland
quote:
Her: No, it's not in boxes but a lot of it is in bins. I'll bring extra bins. Can you meet me at ******?
quote:
I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'll probably take pics, but don't get your hopes up
You have my attention though
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:59 pm to Langland
quote:
Her looks greatly depend on what she decides to wear.
FUPA city
Posted on 7/17/19 at 4:00 pm to Pettifogger
This thread is like watching a shitty chick flick. It’s a complete waste of time and you know how it’s going to end but you sit there and finish it anyway.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 4:01 pm to Langland
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Langland
What is your relationship to this woman? How do you know her? this can give everyone a lot of context here. Is this an ex?
Posted on 7/17/19 at 4:02 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Most decent sized towns have local moving companies for cheap. I paid college kids 400 to move my house. they did it in 3 fricking hours.
My friends know this, and know not to ask me to help move. I have offered many times to give them 100 bucks towards a moving company, and none have accepted.
My friends know this, and know not to ask me to help move. I have offered many times to give them 100 bucks towards a moving company, and none have accepted.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 4:04 pm to Langland
You’re going to help box up all her shite, move all her shite, and still not get into the vag 
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