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so, I just called my brother and asked him if I could borrow $2
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:31 pm
he was like, "WTF are you babbling about?"
I had to tell him that I'm not kidding.
My wife just called and asked me to drive to the GA or TN state line and buy a lottery ticket
because we love the Lord in Abalama (sic) more than the heathens in most other states
we don't allow that state to run numbers, if you wanna gamble round here, it has to be on dogs, bingo or Injun casinos...
Anyway, I'm gonna have to split it with him, he just texted me my BILLION DOLLAR numbers
so, I'm sure to be worth half a billion this time tomorrow
don't worry though, I won't get a big head and forget tbe little people...
I had to tell him that I'm not kidding.
My wife just called and asked me to drive to the GA or TN state line and buy a lottery ticket
because we love the Lord in Abalama (sic) more than the heathens in most other states
we don't allow that state to run numbers, if you wanna gamble round here, it has to be on dogs, bingo or Injun casinos...
Anyway, I'm gonna have to split it with him, he just texted me my BILLION DOLLAR numbers
so, I'm sure to be worth half a billion this time tomorrow
don't worry though, I won't get a big head and forget tbe little people...
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Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:32 pm to dcbl
What the frick are you babbling about?
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:32 pm to dcbl
please shut up
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:32 pm to dcbl
typical Alabama 
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:33 pm to dcbl
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:33 pm to dcbl
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:38 pm to dcbl
Dont worry, I speak jive too.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:41 pm to dcbl
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:47 pm to dcbl
So your brother, who lives in Tennessee, bought you a $2 lottery ticket because you live in a state where you can't buy them and if you hit the numbers you will split it with your brother right?
What if the numbers hit and your brother said he didn't officially agree to shite and he is keeping it all?
What if the numbers hit and your brother said he didn't officially agree to shite and he is keeping it all?
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:50 pm to dcbl
Did you drive across the state line to get the ticket or not? Or did you ask your brother to just buy it for you since he lives in a state that allows lottery?
You need to clear some things up
Oh, and need pics of your wife
You need to clear some things up
Oh, and need pics of your wife
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:50 pm to OweO
quote:
What if the numbers hit and your brother said he didn't officially agree to shite and he is keeping it all?
I'm sure in his head, he's got this thread as proof.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:51 pm to dcbl
quote:
I just called my brother and asked him if I could borrow $2
Needing 2 bottles of ThunderBird, eh?
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:52 pm to dcbl
And you couldn't post this in 4 threads about the mega millions because why?
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:52 pm to dcbl
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:54 pm to upgrayedd
I had my brother buy me a lottery ticket because he lives out of state. FIFY
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:54 pm to dcbl
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:57 pm to Morty
quote:
I had my brother buy me a lottery ticket because he lives out of state.
Is that what all that rambling bullshite in the OP said?
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:58 pm to terd ferguson
I think the OP thinks he is a badass because he is gambling... Since he never gets to do so..
Posted on 10/19/18 at 3:58 pm to dcbl
Don't you have anyone else to share this with besides the OT?
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