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re: So how would you tactfully tell your girl she needs to drop a few pounds?

Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:40 pm to
"Order" her a swim suit the size you want her to be. Act dumb.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45209 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 5:29 pm to
She is obviously on a mission to reach a higher weight. Hand her some pie and ice cream and tell her you will be assisting her. Try and get a time frame and number she is wanting to achieve.

Post a pic on the fridge of her six months ago. Next to it put a pic of her now. Next to that put a pic of a big question mark.

Or, you could tell her the OT wants a current pic so we can see how big she has gotten. Different angles would be appropriate. Her reading this thread would almost be mandatory.

Enjoy the drought.

Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5327 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 5:52 pm to
Be careful dude!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25524 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:19 pm to
moo at her when she comes in the room
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:22 pm to
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So how would you tactfully tell your girl she needs to drop a few pounds?



"Honey, I want you to break up with me".

Figured I'd save you a few steps.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33843 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

So how would you tactfully tell your girl she needs to drop a few pounds?


You don't.

If she's gaining weight she noticed it way before you did.

There is nothing to be gained from telling her she needs to lose weight, besides shattering her self-esteem even more.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87998 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

There is nothing to be gained from telling her she needs to lose weight, besides shattering her self-esteem even more.


what a puss answer to hell with her "self esteem," how about some self respect?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:31 pm to
Start drinking heavily. And when she tells you to cut back say "Bitch, I'll quit drinking when you lose some goddamn weight!"
Posted by Loveland Tiger
Colorado
Member since Nov 2014
5259 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

tactfully tell your girl she needs to drop a few pounds


Can that and you'll be rich.

She knows she's a little heavy, her clothes remind her every day. Good luck and report back.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33843 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:34 pm to
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what a puss answer to hell with her "self esteem," how about some self respect?


She could be fine with her weight. OP is the one with the problem.

Whether she's fine with her weight or not fine with it, only thing OP has coming his way is her wrath.
This post was edited on 2/22/15 at 6:36 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

She is always too tired to go to the gym


She would have more overall energy if she exercised.


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she claims other people at work bring junk to eat and it's always somebody's birthday so they eat cake and shite.


She could always show some self restraint.



Sounds like she is full of excuses.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87998 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

she claims other people at work bring junk to eat and it's always somebody's birthday so they eat cake and shite.



She could always show some self restraint.


glad someone picked up on this, where my wife works there is some sort of celebration or special lunch every day, does she go there to work, eat, socialize, or what? you don't have tp participate in everything
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7845 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

desk job


quote:

too tired to go to the gym


Doesn't make sense
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

glad someone picked up on this, where my wife works there is some sort of celebration or special lunch every day, does she go there to work, eat, socialize, or what? you don't have tp participate in everything


Someone is always bringing food at my work. One of the nurses loves to bake so she is always bringing sweets to work to share with us.


I had to start bringing my own snacks/meals with me to work so I wouldn't be as tempted. And if she brings something too good to pass up....I can eat a healthier snack first to fill me up and then sample a small portion of what she brought.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 8:07 pm to
forgive me for failing you. I'll try again.

watch this short video, then read the short document on my 1st post.

and not surprised you don't get it....even if you had cliked the link you may have missed it.

I get all the rest of the yuk yuk posts, which is fine. but this is serious biz, and like I said before, insidious. I didn't figure it out for 30yrs.

everybody knows all the popular beliefs, nobody catches the mineral connection, it's way bigger than most americans care to think about.


6min youtube
LINK


...
do all serious responses get no voted?
This post was edited on 2/22/15 at 8:13 pm
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26007 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

What does her mom look like? Cause that's how she's gonna end up
Truth!!
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7794 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 8:43 pm to
This can all be handled up front. Don't date a chick seriously who doesn't take care of her body
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9425 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

She is obviously on a mission to reach a higher weight. Hand her some pie and ice cream and tell her you will be assisting her. Try and get a time frame and number she is wanting to achieve. 


Posted by Vegas Tigerette
Las Vegas, Nevada
Member since Feb 2015
365 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:58 am to
Get her a membership to a very posh gym that has a luxury spa-like feel to it. I go one, and they do massages and there are hot tubs, and an indoor pool. Plus, you can pay a little extra for her to have her own gym trainer in the beginning, which will give you peace of mind on whether she uses the place for actual exercise.
Posted by armytiger16
Member since Oct 2010
563 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:46 am to
I have this theory that single people who work in the office bring food in order to garner affection and attention that they aren't recieving from a SO. It gets rediculous how much junk food people eat in an office. I'm not big on desserts so it's weirds me out when someone brings cupcakes and grown adults act like someone just showed up with cocaine.
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