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Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:20 am to Polycarp
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sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
What is he now?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:51 am to Woodlands Tigah
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What is he now?
A singer. You should hear his cover of "Feliz Navidad."
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:50 am to IlikeyouBetty
Knowing that your wife was so busily practicing her craft (professional wine drinker), it sounds like letting her assist in the lasagna extraction process was an unwise decision on your part.
"Let's see; there's a heavy, soupy, lasagna that has to come out of the oven, and my sloshed wife, who may be having some equilibrium issues, wants to help. What's the worst that could happen?"
Or put another way, hindsight is always 20/20.
"Let's see; there's a heavy, soupy, lasagna that has to come out of the oven, and my sloshed wife, who may be having some equilibrium issues, wants to help. What's the worst that could happen?"
Or put another way, hindsight is always 20/20.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:04 am to Double Oh
girlfriend and i did our presents on wednesday afternoon then took off for friends in bozeman early thursday morning. got texts from my family and hers all throughout the day asking where we were and if they could stop by. f all that mess.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:08 am to Double Oh
nothing dramatic persee, but we always go to my wife’s parents house for christmas eve. Her mom is extra strength country baptist and spends the whole meal wanting to read something that she wants to make tradition. Im thinkin taws the night before christmas but a bit more Jesused up... no.
Twas the night before Jesus came... a dark ominous forecast of the rapture complete with the fate of those left behind set to the happy cadance of twas the night before christmas. She at one point asked me if catholics believe in the rapture...I said no... she was undeterred as frick by that information. At the end of it we were all just kinda looking at each other. a few people clapped and said that was nice.. as did my 3 year old not really sure what he had just listened to..everyone was pretty quick to change the subject to something not horribly dark and move on with the night....it's her house but man what an awkward thing to make everyone stop socializing and focus on.
honorable mention to my BIL who is clearly getting further down the path of alcoholism showing up about an hour and half late and crushing (by my loose count) 4-5 miller light tall boys in the span of maybe an hour or 2
Twas the night before Jesus came... a dark ominous forecast of the rapture complete with the fate of those left behind set to the happy cadance of twas the night before christmas. She at one point asked me if catholics believe in the rapture...I said no... she was undeterred as frick by that information. At the end of it we were all just kinda looking at each other. a few people clapped and said that was nice.. as did my 3 year old not really sure what he had just listened to..everyone was pretty quick to change the subject to something not horribly dark and move on with the night....it's her house but man what an awkward thing to make everyone stop socializing and focus on.
honorable mention to my BIL who is clearly getting further down the path of alcoholism showing up about an hour and half late and crushing (by my loose count) 4-5 miller light tall boys in the span of maybe an hour or 2
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:15 am to HeadSlash
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My sister does this every year as well, she insists on serving it over brown rice. :puke: I'm bringing my own tomorrow. frick that shite.
Everyone thinks my rice is brown rice because I boil it in chicken stock.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:55 am to BrohemAlem11
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She at one point asked me if catholics believe in the rapture...I said no... she was undeterred as frick by that information
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:12 pm to SallysHuman
her exact words were...well now you can hear about it. FIL chimed in saying it's in the bible ya know. again...all in a ll a great break from the light hearted socializing that was occurring just a few seconds prior
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