re: Sleeping with your dog; does this give you pleasure?

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Constant battle in my house. I hate the dog in the bed, wife likes it.
6 year old daughter finally sleeping in her bed all night because dad plays 3d chess and suggested the dogs sleep with her to make her feel better about being alone. 6 months in and no dogs in my bed

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I knew a dude like you once. Then his wife died unexpectedly of a heart attack. That little mutt critter of hers suddenly became his best friend. She had three other dogs (2 cavaliers and a german shepherd) but that little mutt stayed with him and went everywhere, including the bed with him.

People who let their dogs sleep with them are disgusting cretins

That reminds me of an old Scott Steiner story.

Apparently some ring rat wanted to frick him. He took her to his room but said she had to frick his dog first. She was like wtf and he explained how his dog goes everywhere with him and does what he does, so if she wanted to frick him she had to frick his dog. So she fricked the dog and then wanted to have sex. He was like “bitch, you just fricked my dog. I’m not fricking you!” And kicked her out of the hotel room.