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Skinny people at the car dealership, talking shite.

Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:35 am
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2187 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:35 am
Just walked into my office with my bag of delicious Burger King. One of my subordinates, who should be selling cars, making me money, was on his phone. I caught him staring at me. Should I whoop his arse?
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22673 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:36 am to
Nap it off fat boy
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 10:37 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
109033 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:36 am to
If you have to ask, are you really the alpha you think you are?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:37 am to
What did you get from Burger King?
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Should I whoop his arse?

In front of his wife and 27 kids
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2187 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:37 am to
Enough for 4 people.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86747 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:37 am to
They won't be your subordinates after you die from being a fatass
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Should I whoop his arse?

Yep...get off your fat arse and do something for a change
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24376 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:38 am to

The phone conversation:

“Yeah, I’m watching him eat fast food, again. Pretty soon he’ll have a heart attack and I’ll have his job.”
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99045 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:38 am to
It’s fricking 10:30 fatass
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:38 am to
What would be better is

You hire two hot girls.
One represents you.
One represents the employee.
Get a pool fill with jello, KY Jelly, or any lubricant.
Let the girls wrestle to see who is right.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 10:39 am
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56775 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:38 am to
meta
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141266 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:38 am to
quote:

delicious Burger King
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67026 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:39 am to
Should have gotten a Big Kahuna Burger.
They're tasty
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2187 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:39 am to
1st lunch.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77721 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Should I whoop his arse?



Do you have the energy? The stamina?

You post like you weigh about 3 bills.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:39 am to
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2187 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:40 am to
The stamina to whoop his arse and bang your wife.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21820 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:41 am to
quote:

What did you get from Burger King?
diabetes and CHF
Posted by SonzofSaban
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
602 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:42 am to
Do it. Show him what a Big Man you are.
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