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Size does mean everything
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:52 pm
Got a text message from a girl I haven't seen (plowed) in two months (day of Saints/Ravens on a Sunday afternoon).
Some small talk and then it was down to bidness. I knew what she desired and went in. She let it be known she needed some python again. I asked why she had not asked her ex boyfriend she had just broken up with and her response is what I always knew to be true baws, "Cause he had a small penis and yours was way bigger. I had to work to feel good. You made me sparkle."
She said size means everything. Well, there you have it. If you ain't got the goods and you have a woman she is getting her groceries from another store, factz.
Some small talk and then it was down to bidness. I knew what she desired and went in. She let it be known she needed some python again. I asked why she had not asked her ex boyfriend she had just broken up with and her response is what I always knew to be true baws, "Cause he had a small penis and yours was way bigger. I had to work to feel good. You made me sparkle."
She said size means everything. Well, there you have it. If you ain't got the goods and you have a woman she is getting her groceries from another store, factz.
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:53 pm to reo45
Yeah this is 100% bullshite.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:54 pm to reo45
Congrats on being slightly larger than a micro penis? 
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:54 pm to reo45
Are you trying to brag about your penis to a bunch of dudes on a message board?
I bet it’s fricking tiny
I bet it’s fricking tiny
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:54 pm to reo45
She sounds dumb and frick and so do you.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:55 pm to reo45
It is why you see so many white women with black men. They love big dicks.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:55 pm to reo45
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She said size means everything.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:55 pm to reo45
Ok Jon
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:55 pm to reo45
Well, lets see that dick bud. GO ahead and post it
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:55 pm to reo45
we havent had a pecker thread in a while
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:56 pm to reo45
Sorry baw, but no woman talks like that 
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:56 pm to reo45
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Some small talk and then it was down to bidness. I knew what she desired and went in. She let it be known she needed some python again. I asked why she had not asked her ex boyfriend she had just broken up with and her response is what I always knew to be true baws, "Cause he had a small penis and yours was way bigger. I had to work to feel good. You made me sparkle."
Even if this were true, congrats on thinking of another man's penis right before sex.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:56 pm to reo45
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she needed some python
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:56 pm to reo45
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. I had to work to feel good. You made me sparkle.
You honestly think this is a chick to brag about?
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:56 pm to reo45
So none of this happened
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:58 pm to Impotent Waffle
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So none of this happened
He is a reotard.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:58 pm to reo45
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reo45
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:58 pm to DollaChoppa
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Well, lets see that dick bud. GO ahead and post it
If he doesn’t want to get banned he can just get it hard and wrap it in duct tape and then take a pick.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:58 pm to reo45
Sounds like the type of woman that has her kid’s names tattooed on her thigh.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:59 pm to reo45
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"Cause he had a small penis and yours was way bigger."
No girl that talks that forward calls it a penis.
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