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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:30 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:30 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.
She needs to get away from all those Hollywood betas and come down south and meet some baws.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:38 am to Tiger Prawn
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.
She’s pretty but not elite pretty. Why would someone worry about her when there are younger and hotter girls available?
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:41 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Bat shite crazy and beat up by the BBC carries consequences.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:44 am to OTIS2
She will end up dating a rapper.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:44 am to OTIS2
She is not looking in the RIGHT places!
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:47 am to X123F45
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Which I don't get.
I think you could come up with a long list to explain this:
-Puritanical views about sex
-Juvenile levels of sexual knowledge
-Racism
-Poor levels of general education
-The social bubble of the south
Keep on adding to that list if you like
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:49 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
I'd hit that so good I'd win a gold medal.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:52 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.
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I read recently her net worth is about $3M. She has homes in both West Hollywood California and Vail Colorado.
wtf? She must owe a shite ton on those and have zero equity.
Financially she's not in the same league as the Oscars crowd. Closer to OT Baller status.
Let's review the demographics of males attending the Oscars party scene.
Guys looking to hookup up with guys - not her demographic
Successful guys looking to hook up with young and not so many miles - not her demo
Unsuccessful guys looking for a sugar momma - not her demo
edit: BTW, Shaun White has a net worth of $40M and hasn't been on the scene as long.
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.
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I read recently her net worth is about $3M. She has homes in both West Hollywood California and Vail Colorado.
wtf? She must owe a shite ton on those and have zero equity.
Financially she's not in the same league as the Oscars crowd. Closer to OT Baller status.
Let's review the demographics of males attending the Oscars party scene.
Guys looking to hookup up with guys - not her demographic
Successful guys looking to hook up with young and not so many miles - not her demo
Unsuccessful guys looking for a sugar momma - not her demo
edit: BTW, Shaun White has a net worth of $40M and hasn't been on the scene as long.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 11:34 am
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:55 am to Tyga Woods
quote:You win
Looks like Tiger crashed an Escalade into that thing

Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:57 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Didn’t Tiger wear that arse out?
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:00 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.
This is odd. 99.9% of the men that show up at these things have a date. How does she not know that?
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:07 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
She sounds desperate. Just my type
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:12 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Once you...ah nevermind
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:24 am to MadtownTiger
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Bust your arse skiing, trash the president, don't do shite at winter Olympics, can't find a man.
Thus the downfall of a "run your mouth" lib

amen brotha. No class, loud mouth bitch can't find a date. Boohoo.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:26 am to tigerinthebueche
It would be funny if Trump trolled her with a tweet.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:32 am to memphis tiger
Being that Tiger bored out her love tunnel, I'm down to see if I can fit all of my small, but girthy weiner and my 2 nuts in there.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:38 am to Mr. Hangover
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means that she has shite hanging where it shouldn’t be hanging... what the frick did you think it means?
It means you’re a little bitty frick boy
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:05 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Tiger made her untouchable.
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:05 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I would probably marry her. She's a breeder. Fantastic athlete and hot.
Obviously there are some mental defects, tho. Since no one seems to want to stick around after the sex.
Or she could be REALLY bad at sex

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