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re: Single baws of the OT...Target is where you should be

Posted on 11/4/17 at 4:26 pm to
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45108 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 4:26 pm to
I was in the Covington WalMart last night about 11pm and the MILF's were out in numbers!!
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4296 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 5:22 pm to
Guys hate shopping. I learned as a teen NOT to mind shopping.
Stop tellin my secrets man.
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29175 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 5:30 pm to
Buck to Doe ratio in Hobby Lobby is the highest of any mentioned, but a lot of crafty ladies aren't very attractive and smell like my grandma's house.

Whole Paycheck and Trader Joe's often have pretty good talent, but I'd bet money a pretty high percentage don't shave pits, legs or playground.

WalMart? Come'on man. If that's your thing, tie a stout rope to your harpoon before you go.

Target is definitely tops. Good talent, usually reasonably friendly, plenty of props to start a conversation. Especially late morning after they've been to the obligatory workout and//or tennis match. And there are so few dudes, its pick of the litter time.
Posted by webman
LC
Member since Apr 2006
651 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 5:30 pm to
Back in the day, the Tom Thumb grocery store I lived by, had a singles night. Never went so not really sure what went on.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:00 pm to
I love the young MILF talent that walks around Target during the day while husband makes the $
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:11 pm to
Pics of wife still no!?!?
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60585 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:13 pm to
You’d probably cream your pants at a tj maxx then
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:15 pm to
What about marshalls?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120242 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:16 pm to
Met my fiancé at Stein Mart
This post was edited on 11/4/17 at 11:17 pm
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:20 pm to
Lululemon store might be a good place for yall. They have a men's section so you could
Pretend you wanna buy workout stuff for yourself and ask her what she recommends.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4433 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:24 pm to
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I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.


Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120242 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

Lululemon store might be a good place for yall.


Wouldnt they assume i was gay?
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

my wife is actually just about to go to Target... she's at least an OT 7.... maybe 7.5... there are some here that can vouch for this....

Folks he's not lying FYI BTW FWIW TYFYS COYS
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38671 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

Welcome to the year 2009


Hell.... 2002.....targey has always been a bullseye..... Met my 3rd distraction from a failed relationship there.....
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6041 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 12:19 am to
I like to sit in the parking lot and fap to the milfs while I listen to my Boyz II Men CD.
Posted by Logan548
Member since Nov 2013
266 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 6:24 am to
which one on the northshore? No pics?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5302 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 6:41 am to
It’s all fun and games at Target until you walk down an aisle and end up in some woman’s fart cloud.

I guess you could say that they’re challenging Walmart’s title in that respect.
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 6:47 am to
So true in Hammond
Posted by GeorgeQGlass
Austin
Member since Oct 2017
297 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 7:21 am to
quote:

which one on the northshore? No pics?


The Target or the Whole Foods? The Target was in some shopping area. There was a Belk and a Zoe's Kitchen was further down.

Pics of the chick in the Star wars shirt? Naw, didn't want to be that guy, but holy shite, she was gorgeous. I ended up standing in the checkout line behind her. She pulled out her phone and I couldn't help but look. She had a star wars screen saver and she went to her fantasy football app.

I'm telling you, I fell in love.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16193 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 7:31 am to
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Pics of the chick in the Star wars shirt? Naw, didn't want to be that guy, but holy shite, she was gorgeous. I ended up standing in the checkout line behind her. She pulled out her phone and I couldn't help but look. She had a star wars screen saver and she went to her fantasy football app.


That was a post op dude. You just described Bruce Caitlyn Jenner's new boy toy.

Girls don't like fantasy football AND Star Wars. They can only fake one thing at a time.
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