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re: Single baws of the OT...Target is where you should be
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:56 am to GeauxxxTigers23
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:56 am to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.
Simple
You: excuse me, do you know if this is a good product for erectile dysfunction?
Her: “laughs” you’re pretty cute baw!
Secks happens!
Rinse and repeat!
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Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:11 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
I usually look to see what they have in their basket. Easy to start a conversation about how they are going to cook whatever they have. Then roll. Or maybe they have a bottle of wine. Ask if they are drinking alone. Sometimes you just have to be direct once you start talking and ask them if they want to go tear off a piece.
This post was edited on 11/4/17 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:14 pm to Grim
quote:Also, tat index is pretty low.
Just went to target with my wife and holy shite the amount of young white women there was unbelievable.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:23 pm to Grim
Which target?
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:23 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.
Tell her it seems she has the best melons in the store. Or, her honeybuns are starting up a craving for something sweet. Or those thighs are the best you've seen in a while.
Food innuendos galore. Just like the way the retailer is making bank: It's not the single sale attempt, volume, volume, volume!
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:29 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store
I don’t really know how to approach women at all but I’ll watch them from the distance
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:33 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.
Ask this guy:
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:36 pm to Grim
quote:
Target is where you should be
This has been known for a while. How do you think I met my first wife.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:36 pm to Grim
Whole foods, baw, whole foods...
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:39 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.
Wrong name. Just say a cute name s few times when walking up behind her. She turns and just say, sorry. You thought she was someone you talked with at a wedding and have been kicking yourself for not getting her number.
Bitches love that sappy shite.
ETA also need to have your buggy looking on point.
This post was edited on 11/4/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:42 pm to Grim
Screw Target...put my arse in a Hogly Wogly on a Saturday night and let the redneck games begin!!! Dily Dily!!!
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:42 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.
Follow her to her car. If she doesn't mace you, she wants the D.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:52 pm to Grim
Since no pics.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:53 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.
Step 1 - Be attractive
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:54 pm to StringedInstruments
Well shite, guess I’ll stick to Walmart
This post was edited on 11/4/17 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:55 pm to slackster
quote:Go to the same aisle she's in. Accidentally get in her way (on purpose) just so you can say "Oh, sorry". Amazing what can happen once there's a verbal spark.
I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to approach a woman at a grocery store.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 1:06 pm to Grim
I like to linger around the hair products sections.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 1:12 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Walgreens is the other Mecca
Posted on 11/4/17 at 1:17 pm to Grim
Interested to hear how you pick up a gal at Target.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 2:02 pm to vengeanceofrain
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Walgreens is the other Mecca
You clearly have never been to the Walgreens on the corner of Acadian and Government.
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