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Since when did fortune cookies no longer have fortunes

Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:21 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31587 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:21 am
But are just words of encouragement bs. If it wasn’t broke why fix it?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9007 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:22 am to
I hate that too. Less than 10 years.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34324 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:22 am to
Isn't that a Seinfeld joke from the 90's?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30390 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:22 am to
They have your Lotto fortune on the other side
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:22 am to

Stay out of Chinese buffet's, David.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66452 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:27 am to
It's the Democrats faults because their fortunes didnt come true
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26294 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:27 am to
Someone was probably triggered or some bullshite
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:30 am to
quote:

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George gets a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. He demands he get a new one or a refund because he ultimately paid for the cookie “and” the fortune, he is denied both.

LINK
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
1998 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:33 am to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31587 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:35 am to
Damn I forgot about Rocko
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:37 am to
Aphorisms and lottery numbers.

A generation.

Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
66022 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:52 am to
No future, the End is near?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21806 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:54 am to
I'm hungry for a fortune cookie now.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105145 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:55 am to
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. In bed.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66452 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:58 am to
rockos modern life movie

Dont know when it will come out yet
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