re: Since it's been a while since we've had a joke thread

What's big, and red, and eats rocks?


A big, red, rock eater.

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"









The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

80 year old wife enters the bedroom wearing only a robe. She throws it open over her shoulders and yells "SUPER PUSSY" to her husband sitting in bed. He looks up and says Oy, I'll have the soup.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

Oweo walks into a bar.

What do East Indian women and hockey players have in common?










































































Both change their pads after three periods.

Mr. and Mrs Jackson decide to go on a week long cruise to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

Mr. Jackson asks his doctor for a prescription for Viagra because he wants them to relive their honeymoon. He goes to to the pharmacy and picks up the prescription, and also picks up a week's supply of Dramamine in case they get seasick.

Seeing that it is their 50th anniversary, the Jacksons decide to extend the cruise out to a month. Mr Jackson calls his doctor, asks for a larger prescription, goes to the pharmacy to pick it up and also gets more Dramamine.

Seeing that they are both retired, have invested well, and are getting up in age, the Jacksons decide to make this a once in a lifetime trip and take a 6 month around the world cruise. Mr. Jackson gets the doctor to extend the Viagra prescription out and goes to pick it up. While he's there he also picks up another couple of bottles of Dramamine.

The pharmacist looks at him, thinks for a second, and asks him..."Mr Jackson, if it makes you so sick, why do you do it so much?"

that sounds like a Steven Wright joke

Pedophile takes a kid into the woods. He asks the kid “why are you crying, I’m the one that has to walk out of here alone.”

Is the ocean salty because the beach doesn't wave back?