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re: Simone Biles is engaged, apparently
Posted on 2/15/22 at 8:53 pm to Pettifogger
Posted on 2/15/22 at 8:53 pm to Pettifogger
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She's not ugly, she's just built like a tree trunk with the voice of a 9 year old girl, and I don't think that's the ideal portrait of femininity for a contingent of guys.
I imagine she's attractive to lots of guys so I doubt it hindered her.
She is a gymnast. A lot of those girls are built the way she is. I know nothing about gymnastics, but I just assume that the ones that all have that similar built do a certain part of gymnastics or do they all do the same thing? Maybe there are some that are better at certain things and requires more build in certain areas?
All I know is that I watched LSU one time and they played against someone who had a girl who was 5'8" and she looked like a giant.
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 11:19 pm to Blue Crawfish
4'8 and 104 pounds
I'm honestly shocked by how tiny she is, I thought she was like 5'4 and 130 pounds.
I'm honestly shocked by how tiny she is, I thought she was like 5'4 and 130 pounds.
Posted on 2/15/22 at 11:23 pm to upgrayedd
Why do they have a picture of 2 windows in the house?
Posted on 2/16/22 at 12:46 am to DarthRebel
half-a-Shaq
Posted on 2/16/22 at 5:31 am to Roaad
Don’t care
Posted on 2/16/22 at 7:10 am to Funky Tide 8
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she is really short
He's definitely not
Posted on 2/16/22 at 7:25 am to tzimme4
I'd definitely let her do a double backflip on to my pommel horse.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 7:40 am to Roaad
She should quit appropriating hair.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 7:44 am to QJenk
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player. Getting with a professional ball player was one of her only chances of getting with a guy that can compete with her workout wise.
They do have the highest rates of domestic violence. I’m guessing she’s no match for a 6 ft football player.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 8:00 am to dgnx6
Apparently most of y’all haven’t slept with a gymnast. If you haven’t and get the opportunity it’s a must. Should be a bucket list item. LSU roommate dated one for two years so I was the lucky bastard that was asked to go out with them and her friends often. Good times. They love the D and you’d be amazed what you can do in a standup shower with them. Or anywhere really. Did one of them over Mardi Gras downtown nola in the doorway of a building in I think Chartres st.
She was standing with her other leg straight up and I just pounded away like I was hitting from behind with her bent over the bed. Ducking awesome experience.
On the other hand they were mostly sweet girls but crazy as hell. I know that’s subjective but they’re very competitive by nature and don’t like it when they don’t get what they want. So fair warning, great for sex but not so much relationships unless you plan on marrying them.
She was standing with her other leg straight up and I just pounded away like I was hitting from behind with her bent over the bed. Ducking awesome experience.
On the other hand they were mostly sweet girls but crazy as hell. I know that’s subjective but they’re very competitive by nature and don’t like it when they don’t get what they want. So fair warning, great for sex but not so much relationships unless you plan on marrying them.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 8:01 am to Roaad
Who?
Posted on 2/16/22 at 8:07 am to Sweep Da Leg
This didn’t happen.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 8:17 am to Gifman
But you can imagine what it would be like if it did.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 8:18 am to Roaad
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But she looks fricking weird to me, and I can't put my finger on it
She's a quitter, so there's that.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 8:19 am to Funky Tide 8
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she is really short. He's only 5'11".
Most gymnasts are short
Posted on 2/16/22 at 8:29 am to Roaad
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But she looks fricking weird to me, and I can't put my finger on it
It's the plastic 'for public consumption' *look* that people who lives are defined by the public viewpoint of them, always manifest. Cover all the bases, get validated, permission to live happy.
Guy seems good. Of course, I'm biased and like the Cross around his neck. She caught hell, and is still standing. For now. I hope they can build a good life outside of the limelight drug.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:07 am to Roaad
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But she looks fricking weird to me, and I can't put my finger on it
If you take away the long hair, she has kind of a manly bone structure to her face.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:11 am to Pettifogger
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She's not ugly, she's just built like a tree trunk with the voice of a 9 year old girl, and I don't think that's the ideal portrait of femininity for a contingent of guys
Yes, shes almost a little person or whatever the correct way to put it.
Pretty girl, but agreed nonetheless.
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