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Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:30 pm to HeadSlash
One broke up with me becagse I scored higher than her on the ACT
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:32 pm to Jobu93
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crazy latina college girfriend had slapped me and run out of my room after she woke up from a dream where I had cheated on her.
Why are latinas all so crazy? They are a whole different level
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:47 pm to HeadSlash
Less of a break up and more of a “she wouldn’t get in the van” kind of thing.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:47 pm to HeadSlash
Had a HS girlfriend breakup with me because she wanted to “get closer to Jesus”. I was afraid she meant some Mexican guy named Jésus, but no, she just thought I would interfere with her spiritual growth.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:53 pm to Honest Tune
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She later became the director of internal auditing for the NFL. I didn’t see that one coming.
Dang baw she kinda got crazy eyes. You might’ve dodged a bullet.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:55 pm to HeadSlash
Jody might know the real reason
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:59 pm to CR4090
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One broke up with me because I didn't like a tv show that she liked. She asked me about 20 minutes into the first episode. What the hell was I supposed to say, other than I'm not sure yet?

Dated a girl a few months in 2016, and while I really did like her too, she was OBSESSED with Grey's Anatomy. So obsessed that it was the only damn show she would ever be interested in watching, and about half of the conversation pieces she'd bring up were stupid quotes/references from the show. Like I can't even legitimately respond to any of that. I felt shallow at first dumping her, but I easily got over it.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:00 pm to HeadSlash
She didn’t appreciate the angle of my dangle. She had an unhealthy obsession with geometry.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:09 pm to HeadSlash
I dumped my gf because she quit dying her hair black and turned into a redhead. She never even knew that I'd dumped her lol
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:32 pm to White Bear
quote:Oh, speaking of dogs, she had a pound puppy shite eater that would piss and shite inside when I was there, jealous I guess. Dog shite in the bed once too.
She was trash and wanted me to relocate and marry her. No ma’am.

Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:37 pm to deltaland
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Why are latinas all so crazy? They are a whole different level
Can confirm.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:40 pm to HeadSlash
I broke up with a girl in high school because I thought I wanted to see other girls. Went back to her eventually because she would put out.
Hormones undefeated.
Hormones undefeated.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:55 pm to supadave3
the secret to dumping a woman is to make them think it was their idea, then there aren't any problems
you don't ever have to actually say the words
you don't ever have to actually say the words
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:13 pm to HeadSlash
My senior year I had decided to breakup with my gf of 3 yrs because I thought I could do better. I was a cool guy, great job at All American burger and life was great. Day before I had set to break up, got fired for yelling at a customer and changed my mind. She broke up with me the next day at a pep rally.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:28 pm to Jobu93
I dated a Rhonda in the 8th grade. Well, I guess the 80s term was "going together", which meant we never talked.
I think we're still technically together. Does this mean I'm cheating on her with my wife?
I think we're still technically together. Does this mean I'm cheating on her with my wife?
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:43 pm to HeadSlash
Don't have any of those stories, but I did fake and asthma attack to get out of a one night stand because she wanted me to stay...
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:53 pm to Gee Grenouille
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Dang baw she kinda got crazy eyes. You might’ve dodged a bullet.
They truly are the windows to the soul, haha.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:03 pm to HeadSlash
My first girlfriend in 3rd grade broke up with me at the school dance 2 minutes after asking me out because she " changed her mind". I cried like crazy when I got home. Still remember her name. (FreddyMerc) Traumaaaaa uuuwww uwwwww.
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