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re: Silliest Reason for a Break-up

Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:22 pm to
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9375 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:22 pm to
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paint their lobby


This needs to turn into an OT euphemism.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96877 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:30 pm to
One broke up with me becagse I scored higher than her on the ACT
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96877 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:32 pm to
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crazy latina college girfriend had slapped me and run out of my room after she woke up from a dream where I had cheated on her.


Why are latinas all so crazy? They are a whole different level
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6756 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:47 pm to
Less of a break up and more of a “she wouldn’t get in the van” kind of thing.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27857 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:47 pm to
Had a HS girlfriend breakup with me because she wanted to “get closer to Jesus”. I was afraid she meant some Mexican guy named Jésus, but no, she just thought I would interfere with her spiritual growth.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6756 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

She later became the director of internal auditing for the NFL. I didn’t see that one coming.


Dang baw she kinda got crazy eyes. You might’ve dodged a bullet.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11543 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:55 pm to
Jody might know the real reason
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31821 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 8:59 pm to
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One broke up with me because I didn't like a tv show that she liked. She asked me about 20 minutes into the first episode. What the hell was I supposed to say, other than I'm not sure yet?


Had that happen to me too.

Dated a girl a few months in 2016, and while I really did like her too, she was OBSESSED with Grey's Anatomy. So obsessed that it was the only damn show she would ever be interested in watching, and about half of the conversation pieces she'd bring up were stupid quotes/references from the show. Like I can't even legitimately respond to any of that. I felt shallow at first dumping her, but I easily got over it.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10484 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:00 pm to
She didn’t appreciate the angle of my dangle. She had an unhealthy obsession with geometry.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:09 pm to
I dumped my gf because she quit dying her hair black and turned into a redhead. She never even knew that I'd dumped her lol
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 9:16 pm
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
23436 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16343 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:32 pm to
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She was trash and wanted me to relocate and marry her. No ma’am.
Oh, speaking of dogs, she had a pound puppy shite eater that would piss and shite inside when I was there, jealous I guess. Dog shite in the bed once too.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31143 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Why are latinas all so crazy? They are a whole different level


Can confirm.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24073 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:40 pm to
I broke up with a girl in high school because I thought I wanted to see other girls. Went back to her eventually because she would put out.

Hormones undefeated.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 9:55 pm to
the secret to dumping a woman is to make them think it was their idea, then there aren't any problems

you don't ever have to actually say the words

This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 9:59 pm
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2760 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:13 pm to
My senior year I had decided to breakup with my gf of 3 yrs because I thought I could do better. I was a cool guy, great job at All American burger and life was great. Day before I had set to break up, got fired for yelling at a customer and changed my mind. She broke up with me the next day at a pep rally.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
19016 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:28 pm to
I dated a Rhonda in the 8th grade. Well, I guess the 80s term was "going together", which meant we never talked.

I think we're still technically together. Does this mean I'm cheating on her with my wife?
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4083 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:43 pm to
Don't have any of those stories, but I did fake and asthma attack to get out of a one night stand because she wanted me to stay...
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 10:53 pm to
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Dang baw she kinda got crazy eyes. You might’ve dodged a bullet.


They truly are the windows to the soul, haha.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
9981 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:03 pm to
My first girlfriend in 3rd grade broke up with me at the school dance 2 minutes after asking me out because she " changed her mind". I cried like crazy when I got home. Still remember her name. (FreddyMerc) Traumaaaaa uuuwww uwwwww.
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