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re: Signs you're getting older

Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:57 am to
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:57 am to
Another bright side.

Old man strength is a real thing.

I'm 47. I'm slower than I was when I was 25. I can't jump as high. I'm not as agile and truth be told, my old man strength is fading some now.

But, I can say this. I've been a gym regular my whole life but something occurred around age 33. I started making lift gains for almost no reason in my mind. I didn't appreciably change anything I was doing.

That shite lasted solidly until I was about 44 and despite some notable fall off I can STILL lift more than I did when I was 25.

It literally makes no f'n sense to me.
This post was edited on 1/3/15 at 9:58 am
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19224 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:59 am to
all of my injuries that i got from football/water polo are now amplified and don't stop hurting.

I freaking can tell you when a front has come through by the pains I'm feeling.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
40037 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:59 am to
quote:

You can't tell wether a chick is 18 or 25 cause they all look illegal to you.


Make that 13 and 25. Scary as shite.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:59 am to
Holy crap I am not looking forward to getting old
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37138 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:59 am to
I will no longer be in my 30s on Monday

Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11237 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Old man strength is a real thing.


Yup. And it comes in real handy when you're trying to lift your ball sack back up off the ground...
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:01 am to
Your baby will be in college next yr.

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80943 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:01 am to
quote:

I freaking can tell you when a front has come through by the pains I'm feeling.

yep. I'm 28 and it's noticeable
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:03 am to
Longer hangovers
A few grey hairs
More blood in stool/urine

Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23571 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:08 am to
You don't know the names of any of the young actors or actresses on TV and in movies.

You tell the same stories.

You wear reading glasses.

Bowel movements becomes a topic of conversation among friends.

Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11237 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Bowel movements becomes a topic of conversation among friends.

You buy Metamucil in bulk at Costco...
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
12779 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Going to bed at 930 and waking up at 500 is the shite!



been doing this a lot lately and it sucks
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

When you actually sit on your balls
I've had to watch myself when I get into cars since I was 18. Trucks are good, but cars are dangerous. It's gonna be ridiculous when I get to 50
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:47 am to
Stop wearing boxers.
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14004 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:51 am to
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In the mid-40's over here, and ain't got none of this shite


When "mid-40s" sounds young!
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
9974 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:53 am to
I ran a mile last night my legs feel like some kind of pain sticks on fire. Like wtf would this happen 5-10 years ago
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14004 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:56 am to
When your adult son starts talking about "kids these days," as he gets closer to 30.

When you realize your parents only lived 8 or 9 years longer than the age you are now.

The date on my birth certificate.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25362 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:58 am to
Fapping makes my legs sore the next day!
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124619 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:59 am to
Going bald
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123675 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:59 am to
You spend more time at Home Depot than the mall.
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