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re: Should Super Bowl LIV be renamed? (NSFW NSFW)

Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Um jlo is wayyyyyyy hotter than shakira...yes please.


Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:18 pm to
Salma Hayek























































This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 5:29 pm
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:30 pm to
My work here is done baws.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:31 pm to
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would stick my tongue so far up Shakira’s arse


If I was on death row I'd request it as my last meal.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:37 pm to
Salma's always been the best. She's the right kind of curvy and her accent isn't as atrocious as Sofia's. On the other hand, Shakira sure moves purty. Aside from the horrid accent, though, Sofia's body is world class and she's held up well for her age.

J-Lo is just gutter trash from Brooklyn with a fat arse.
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 5:40 pm
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

J-Lo is just gutter trash from Brooklyn with a fat arse.


You’d still smash
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:47 pm to
Kafka alter!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

You’d still smash

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

J-Lo is just gutter trash from Brooklyn with a fat arse.


I don't know if I would go that far, but...

Jemi > J-Lo
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:08 pm to
All four are world class arse but I prefer Sofia and Shakira. Colombians > All.

The Latin / Arab mix is a killer combination though.
Posted by Golden Goose
Member since Jan 2020
57 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:17 pm to
Shakira - Smoking hot, would lick her butt

Lopez - Sleazebag trash. Looks good, disgusting person

Sofía Vergara - Quite possibly the most perfect woman on Earth. Breath taking

Salma - gorgeous gold digging lunatic

Posted by meangene323
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:25 pm to
I regret I only have 1 up vote to give. Well done op.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:35 pm to

Posted by Buck Futter
Louisiana
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:49 pm to

Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:49 pm to
When Salma Hayek is 90 she will look like the old ladies on the falling down commercials but she will still have great tits.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:59 pm to
Those titties will be at her knees by then.
Posted by FreddyGold
Member since Jan 2020
45 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:11 pm to
100% agree on Shakira
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2413 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:14 pm to
Call me gay but, although I love looking at Shakira, her singing voice makes me want to put ice picks through my eardrum.
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:20 pm to
Won’t call you gay but I can’t relate.

Love Shakira and Sofia’s voice.
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