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Should public school teachers be replaced by robots?
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:35 am
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:35 am
Public school teachers in 2018 are, by and large, pretty worthless. They're glorified babysitters who produce nothing.
Now some of this is due to lazy people who get into the teaching profession to do what they love, which is nothing. But then you have the people who want to help kids and actually teach those little bastards, but the local and federal government, and teachers unions have made their jobs nearly impossible. There is no incentive to actually be a good teacher.
Ultimately you end up with babysitters who hang out with future felons all day for 180 days a year, complain about how hard their jobs are, and then lay around the rest of the year complaining about how hard their jobs are.
Replace them with robots and be done with it. Robot teachers. Robot principals. Robot armed guards.
Now some of this is due to lazy people who get into the teaching profession to do what they love, which is nothing. But then you have the people who want to help kids and actually teach those little bastards, but the local and federal government, and teachers unions have made their jobs nearly impossible. There is no incentive to actually be a good teacher.
Ultimately you end up with babysitters who hang out with future felons all day for 180 days a year, complain about how hard their jobs are, and then lay around the rest of the year complaining about how hard their jobs are.
Replace them with robots and be done with it. Robot teachers. Robot principals. Robot armed guards.
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Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:37 am to Pecker
You’d have to make them sex robots.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:40 am to Pecker
You wouldn't last a week teaching.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:43 am to Pecker
Replace the students with robots and you would be on to something
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:44 am to Pecker
who needs teachers when you have google?
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:44 am to Pecker
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Public school teachers in 2018 are, by and large, pretty worthless. They're glorified babysitters who produce nothing.
Go frick yourself.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:45 am to Pecker
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Public school teachers in 2018 are, by and large, pretty worthless. They're glorified babysitters who produce nothing.
Sure are painting with a broad brush this morning.....
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:46 am to Ellssu
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You wouldn't last a week teaching.
Bare minimum I make it four months. Those four months out of the year you lay around in your pajamas.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:49 am to Pecker
The Detroit Model
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:50 am to Pecker
High school boys don't want to frick robots
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:53 am to Pecker
Seems like it'd be cheaper just to have online school for everyone.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:54 am to Pecker
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Public school teachers in 2018 are, by and large, pretty worthless. They're glorified babysitters who produce nothing.
So this is only for shitty school districts?
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:59 am to Pecker
Nah, it’s not the teachers. It’s the metrics by which they are measured. They also have mountains of data to do to show why the minority kids aren’t doing as well as the others, and it’s always the teacher’s fault.
Also, it’s the parents. Both white and black. They don’t want a teacher, they want a babysitter. They don’t want to hear about little Suzy’s behavioral issues, it’s the teacher’s fault she misbehaves. Teaching absolutely sucks and there’s no way I would do it as a career
Also, it’s the parents. Both white and black. They don’t want a teacher, they want a babysitter. They don’t want to hear about little Suzy’s behavioral issues, it’s the teacher’s fault she misbehaves. Teaching absolutely sucks and there’s no way I would do it as a career
This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 8:04 am
Posted on 3/5/18 at 7:59 am to LNCHBOX
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So this is only for shitty school districts?
Nah, run it nationwide. The smart kids who want to learn will learn, as they always have.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 8:00 am to Pecker
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Nah, run it nationwide. The smart kids who want to learn will learn, as they always have.
So it's just a coincidence the good school districts consistently get the smart kids that learn on their own?
Posted on 3/5/18 at 8:02 am to Pecker
So when the students say “frick you robots”. Who’s going to discipline them?
This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 8:25 am
Posted on 3/5/18 at 8:02 am to drunkenpunkin
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Seems like it'd be cheaper just to have online school for everyone.
That is rapidly approaching.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 8:03 am to LNCHBOX
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So it's just a coincidence the good school districts consistently get the smart kids that learn on their own?
No, it's not a coincidence. It has to do with parenting, genetics and cultural factors. Doesn't change a thing with respect to my plan for robot teachers. Those kids will continue to learn as they always have.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 8:03 am to LZ83
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So when the students say “frick you robots”. Who’s going to disciple them?
The robot principal.
Posted on 3/5/18 at 8:04 am to drunkenpunkin
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Seems like it'd be cheaper just to have online school for everyone.
It would be much cheaper.
As someone who teaches online college courses, I will look forward to the day we officially become Idiocracy.
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