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re: Short men married to taller women

Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:27 am to
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2765 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:27 am to
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When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it. And when you're toes to toes, your nose is in it.


and when you're in it, there's nobody to talk to.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24899 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:28 am to
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Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
809 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:38 am to
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What's confusing?

The male cousin is shorter than his wife.

A different cousin (female) is taller than her husband.


Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15253 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:43 am to
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2068 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:49 am to
I’m 5’10 my wife is 5’11 she’s got the girls volleyball type figure. I remember when we first started dating I was a bit apprehensive.

I felt like I was back when I was 10 or 11 and had a crush on a 13 yr old girl that was already developed.

Actually each day reminds of that with her

Anyway, our oldest who just turned 13 wears a size 12 men’s shoe, is 190 1b, and is my height (he’s a beast of a kid)

To add to that , she has 6 brothers, her youngest brother is 6’8.

I feel like Peter Dinklage when I hang out with them
This post was edited on 6/7/24 at 11:07 am
Posted by BlexAillings
Bogaloosa
Member since Jan 2022
11 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:58 am to
My girlfriend is also taller than me....


In the penus department
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2238 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:59 am to
Bad genetics, don’t breed
Posted by Worldly Bum
Member since Jun 2024
223 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:02 am to
Dudes making fun of other dudes for their height on the internet is weird to me. I'm average in height and always figured tall men would have a natural sense of confidence but apparently most are so insecure they must come to tigerdroppings and make fun of short people for their own self worth. Sad
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52024 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:03 am to
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Short men married to taller women

When they’re nose-to-nose his toes are in it, and when they are toes-to-toes his nose is in it.

R.I.P. dad!
This post was edited on 6/7/24 at 11:04 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100376 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:03 am to
Your wife and 6’4 Jody secretly laugh at your stature and small peen
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8546 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:06 am to
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For the most part like 1/10 tall women look good


True statement
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:10 am to
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I'm 5'6


Oh boy you’ve done it now
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100376 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:12 am to
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have a male cousin whose wife is taller and a female cousin who's taller than her husband.


Roll Tide?
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1477 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:13 am to
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Never had a complex about a woman being taller than me.


Never really had a choice, did you?
Posted by btrcj
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
695 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61361 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:15 am to
People are so weird about all of this height nonsense, stuff you cannot control being shorter or taller, but the real thing people should focus on is character, something YOU CAN CONTROL. That’s the most important attribute for a lasting relationship that there is, and yet for most people, it’s only visual and physical. It’s no great wonder why we are in the shape we are in in society with marriage and divorce. Our priorities are jacked.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5337 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:18 am to
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I'm 5'6,


My 12 year old is 5 inches taller than you. That's crazy to think about.

I recently ran into a girl I went to Highschool with. She is blonde and around 6'1" ish and thicc now. Cute but big.

She introduced me to her Mexican husband and he was maybe 5'6" and skinny as hell. Just a real little guy.

I left the introduction thinking about how that little guy is living the Mexican dream. Not only did he land a Blonde but also a tall one. They were a strange looking couple but were making it work. More power to them.



Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17681 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:20 am to
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When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it. And when you're toes to toes, your nose is in it.


Did you happen to know the old man Tommy from the Happy Note? When I was at LSU 91-95 there was a tall blond that used to come in there and she was probably 6'3 or 6'4", and he used to always say that same phrase.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15651 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:30 am to
I dated a woman who is 5" taller than me for 3 or 4 years. Face in tiddies when she'd hug me. I enjoyed it. I had to stand up for doggy style
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
17333 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 11:32 am to
I'm 5'11 and my wife is 5'10. When we go out and she wears some type of heels it kind of sucks
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