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Shitting your pants after a wreck adds $10,000 to your claim....
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:58 pm
Yep!
I heard a lady sitting next to me at lunch tell her date that if you get in a car wreck, you should "shite your pants" because that will increase the value of your claim by $10,000 for public embarrassment.
I kid you not.
I heard a lady sitting next to me at lunch tell her date that if you get in a car wreck, you should "shite your pants" because that will increase the value of your claim by $10,000 for public embarrassment.
I kid you not.
This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 11:03 pm
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Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:58 pm to Charlie Arglist
quote:
I shite you not
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:58 pm to Charlie Arglist
I've heard this since I was a kid
This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:58 pm to Charlie Arglist
That isn't new
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:59 pm to Charlie Arglist
You work with Morris?
Is it cool if I piss my pants?
Is it cool if I piss my pants?
This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:00 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
Is it cool if I piss my pants?
You're not cool if you don't piss your pants. Didn't you watch Billy Madison?
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:02 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
That isn't new
You've seriously heard this before?
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:04 pm to Charlie Arglist
I got shite to do.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:05 pm to Charlie Arglist
quote:more than once.... I'm sure I'm not the only one
You've seriously heard this before?
Don't know anyone specifically that has done it or if it really will net you an extra ten stacks but I've heard the idea bounce around
This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:06 pm to Charlie Arglist
What happens if I just sh*# my pants without being involved in a wreck? Do I get 10k as long as I am in my car???
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:06 pm to SuperSaint
I've heard it before as well.
Not sure if I could shite my pants on command if I wanted to.
Not sure if I could shite my pants on command if I wanted to.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:07 pm to Charlie Arglist
Even if you cause the wreck?
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:08 pm to Charlie Arglist
quote:
You've seriously heard this before?
I have. I tell everyone who rides with me that if we get in a wreck, piss and shite in your pants.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:09 pm to Topwater Trout
I never heard this and damn I just got in a wreak a few months ago. I could have used this tactic.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:09 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
Posted by Topwater Trout Even if you cause the wreck?
People are so confused about all this. If some TPOS in a hooptie hits you, you won't get shite. Can't squeeze blood from a stone.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:11 pm to fr33manator
Glad I have leather seats.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:15 pm to fr33manator
If certain "people" hit me I may shite anyway 
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:29 pm to Charlie Arglist
Oh hell yeah I'm fiddin ta skraight dump in ma pants
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:36 pm to Charlie Arglist
There goes the parent's mantra of always wearing clean underwear (in case you're in a wreck and have to go to the hospital).
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:37 pm to Charlie Arglist
I am about to go shite my pants, cut in front of someone and then slam on my breaks right before a stoplight! This post was edited on 5/7/14 at 11:38 pm
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